Hey, The King’s Back October 29, 2008
Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in entertainment, Humor, World of Warcraft.trackback
I’ve been waiting to say that for a while. King Varian Wrynn is back in Stormwind, and looking none too pleased.
Not that I care too much about him or his mood. I just had to use the punchline from one of the best jokes that the /silly command delivers.
“So, I have this idea for a great movie.
It’s about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron.
They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet.
Along the way they’re trailed by a murloc named Gottom, who’s obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet bogeymen.
It could be a three-parter, called ‘Ruler of the Bracelet’. The first part would be called ‘The Brotherhood of the Bracelet’, followed by ‘A Couple of Towers’, with the climactic ending called ‘Hey, the King’s Back!’”
Human males have the best lines.
I like how the first thing the King did upon arriving back in Stormwind was to build the biggest throne ever.
I’m sure that throne was stored away somewhere by Katrana Prestor… for safe keeping.
Now where has she gotten off to since the king showed up?
* “I am the King of Stormwind, and no one- not the Naga, nor the Scourge, nor the fiery lords of the Burning Legion will keep me from my people!”
But . . . how did the story go? What about that no-good kid (standing next to him?) who claimed to be the king before? What happened?
King Varian Wrynn, was captured by the hordes…
They placed him at Alcaz Island in an underground prison.
I saw him with my own eyes…
try go to Alcaz Island and go to a camp there.. there should be a basement outside, go down there, and find the way trough :)
But hes not there anymore ofcause.
Hope it helped…
The G ;)