Under Age in the Scarlet Monastery January 7, 2010
Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in entertainment, Instance Group, World of Warcraft.Tags: Scarlet Monastery, The Armory, The Library
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We’ve been down this path before, literally.
Here we were on Saturday night looking at the Library in Scarlet Monastery. As happened three years back, we were victims of our own success, having pushed through the previous content and now looking to take on an instance where we really at the low end of the level range for the task.
The previous Saturday I had not been on, but I was told that the group pulled out alts, reorganized, and with the addition of Gaff to the team, tried to run through the library, but were rebuffed in the end.
Before that we had run through the Graveyard pretty readily, but now we were going to try the Library again, which is targeted at groups of five that are in the level 32-36 range. As we set out that night we were:
31 Tauren Druid – Azawak (Skronk)
31 Blood Elf Paladin – Enaldie (Ula)
31 Tauren Druid – Hurmoo (Vikund)
32 Undead Mage – Bigbutt (Bungholio)
32 Orc Shaman – Earlthebat (Earlthecat)
We decided to move forward to see how well we would do.
Azawak and Hurmoo, being stuck in the old school way of things, ran out to the meeting stone by Scarlet Monastery to summon people.
This turned out to be unnecessary for the moment, as we ended up using the new dungeon finder to enter the Library. However, it later came to pass that we well placed, and not merely because the dungeon finder stumbled on us and gave us the”additional instances cannot be launched” error.

It was only a momentary hiccup however, and we got into the Library almost immediately there after.
One of the first things we got to try out was Earl’s new full set of shaman totems.
Sticking close to the mana totem, Hurmoo never ran out of mana for healing.
We played a very cautious game. Almost everything was at least our level, and usually higher by a level or two. Each group we pulled was a set piece battle and only once did we accidentally get an unexpected group, an event we managed to survive with a single death.
And so we managed to creep slowly through the library.
Eventually, after clearing everything out (and reading all the available books furtherance of that one achievement) we stood outside the room of Arcanist Doan.
At level 35, he seemed perhaps a bit steep for our group, but we were there. So in we went.
And down Doan went. There was an uncomfortable moment when Hurmoo was silenced when he really needed to get a heal off, but things worked out. Nobody died (except Doan) and so the Library was complete.
A look at the clock showed we spent a little over an hour doing it. Plenty of time for a peek into the Armory now that we had the Scarlet Key from Doan’s room.
Using the dungeon finder again, we all left the Library. Then Bigbutt, who was the group leader, tried to queue us up for the Armory. However, it would not let us into the Armory. Despite a load of good experience in the Library, Azawak and Hurmoo were still level 31 and you need to be at least level 32 to use the dungeon finder to get into the Armory.
Bad sign?
Well, we decided to try the Armory anyway, so it turned out to be a good thing that Azawak and Hurmoo were sitting there at the meeting stone for Scarlet Monastery.
The Armory was disturbingly red for Hurmoo. (and Azawak too I assume.) Red as in every mob’s level being displayed either in that orange-ish red that says “careful now…” or in that deep, blood red which indicates that the number in question was probably displayed as a skull for you only a level or two back.
Azawak and Hurmoo both got levels pretty quickly though, the experience being quite good. That turned some of the blood-red numbers to the slightly safer orange-red. That was good, as we got into a pretty sticky fight at the top of the stairs past the fireworks barrels. (That seems to be the designated trouble spot in the instance.) Hurmoo came as close to running out of mana as he had all night as we dealt with adds, fleeing mobs, and more adds. Deaths were kept to a minimum and once we recovered we moved forward until we were there.
Herod is level 37 and dressed sort of like that guy in the South Park episode.
Azawak, our tank, was level 32 and a bear. Hurmoo, the healer, was also 32. This seemed like it could quickly go bad.
But, as usual, we came all that way, we weren’t going to stop short.
And then the fight was a breeze. Herod did his little spin trick and we all sat back and gave him a golf clap, then when he was done, we stepped back in and resumed wailing on him until he was dead. And then the Scarlet chorus line showed up and died when Earl farted on them or something. Seriously, they were dead so fast I barely saw them alive.
And then we wiped leaving the instance.
We went to run out and passed a couple of respawns and decided to just press on through, only to discover the whole instance appeared to have respawned. They killed us and we took the angel route at the graveyard then headed to the Undercity to turn in a quest from the Library.
On the ride we started in on the whole, “What the hell?” question about how easy the instance seemed relative to our levels.
Blizzard couldn’t have nerfed everything, could they?
We did consider that, despite the fact that we are all playing different roles now, we have picked up some experience over the last three years.
And even in new roles, that experience helps. I’m sure having been the healer before has helped Azawak. And I am not exactly new in my role as healer. That was my role often enough in other games.
And we also seem to be much more gear aware. Nobody is still wearing any of the same pieces they were wearing in the Deadmines. I know the first time we went through Scarlet Monastery most of us were.
We have also divided up the trade skills and have been putting stuff in the guild bank for people. We all have enchants on a few items each and glyphs loaded up.
So maybe Blizzard hasn’t nerfed everything. Maybe it is us.
But I still don’t think we’ll pull off the Cathedral this weekend unless we put on a couple more levels each.
Hulkageddon II Beings… Now! January 7, 2010
Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in entertainment, EVE Online.Tags: Hulkageddon
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As reported over on the official Hulkageddon site, Hulkageddon II starts on January 7th. Since EVE Online runs on Coordinated Universal Time that means it is still January 6th for some of us. But the go code has been given.
The week long event ends on January 14th.
As mentioned before, there is quite an array of prizes available for participants.
Of course, if you are a miner, this probably does not seem like such a fun event. Still, I hope we’ll hear some “industrialist bites back” tales if they come up.
What will you be doing for Hulkageddon?
[Addendum: The kill board for Hulkageddon II is up now.]
LEGO Rock Band January 6, 2010
Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in entertainment, lego, wii.Tags: LEGO Rock Band, Traveller's Tales
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I know what you’re probably thinking.
If you’re a regular reader, you probably have in mind something like, “Didn’t you just get Rock Band 2 back at Thanksgiving? And didn’t you have Beatles Rock Band as well by that point? Did you really need another Rock Band game already?”
Well, probably not.
We had fun with Rock Band 2. We had even more fun with The Beatles Rock Band at Thanksgiving. And even more fun was had at one of my wife’s “scrapbooking and martini nights” in early December where the girls had drinks and belted out even more of The Beatles while I, the designated studio musician, played guitar on easy mode because none of them wanted to do anything as complicated as play an instrument, but also didn’t want to play alone.
If only we had the extra mics to do the harmonies. That and somebody to film it.
And so, with Christmas approaching, my daughter put LEGO Rock Band on her wish list, no doubt in the belief that the combination of LEGO and Rock Band would lead to something special. So when it came time for us to distribute these wishes to various relatives for present ideas, I made sure LEGO Rock Band was on the list for my dad and his wife, as they generally stick to the script. In fact, they usually buy the whole script, so I have to be careful and not put too many items on there. (Or get caught putting things for myself on the list!)
And there we no disappointments as LEGO Rock Band appeared under the tree on Christmas day. And it was timely too, for my daughter’s birthday is rather uncomfortably close to Christmas, and she wanted a rock and roll themed birthday party.
And what better centerpiece to a rock and toll birthday party than Rock Band?

Well, that and an awesome guitar shaped cake!
So we broke out LEGO Rock Band for the birthday party. As usual, I played the studio musician, keeping a rotating cycle of little girls going on vocals, guitar, and drums.
And what does LEGO Rock Band get you compared to, say, Rock Band 2?
More Songs!
Of course you get more songs. These are supposed to be a little more… I don’t know… kid friendly I guess. They still look like they are shooting at the 40+ year old demographic with choices unless kids these days are really into retro. I mean, “Kung Fu Fighting” is great and all, but it hasn’t been on the charts since I was in grammar school, right?
Not that I am objecting. It is just that I remember when I had a car and listened to the radio all the time, back in 1981, the Oldies station played stuff from the 1960s. Now it is 2010 and we’re still bringing up stuff from the 1970s without using the term “oldies” or anything else that might be seen in an ironic sense. It is just strange. I realize that, musically, we often get stuck in high school, but sometimes it seems like a lot more people than I expect are stuck in my particular high school time frame.
Not that any of that mattered a whit to the little girls, who all seemed to like the songs. Well, two of the songs. We had to do Queen‘s “We Are The Champions” and “We Will Rock You” over and over again.
No, really. Over and over. It was a small victory to get them to at least alternate between the two, and a huge leap forward to get them to pick something else. And then they picked “Walking on Sunshine.”
LEGO Figures
All the characters are in LEGO minifigure form. This is probably where Traveller’s Tales came into the picture, having an iron lock, up to this point, on video game renditions of LEGO minifigures. (We’ll have to see how LEGO Universe stacks up, if it ships this year.) So you can create your own minifigure persona for the tour or use one of the pre-made ones. There are also minifigure versions of some of the real rock stars. We certainly saw the minifigure Freddie Mercury a few times. And the minifigure David Bowie (“Let’s Dance” era, not “Spider from Mars”) is pretty dashing.
Super Easy Mode
I’m sure some of you think Rock Band is easy enough as it is, but with LEGO Rock Band you get a Super Easy mode. That works for us, since we tend to be more about the music than fixating on the little colored bricks scrolling down that slider on the screen.
I couldn’t tell what Super Easy bought you when it came to guitar, since Easy mode wasn’t all that tough to start with. But for vocals that little triangle that guides your pitch doubles in width so you can pretty much read from the phone book in a monotone and score pretty well.
And then there were the drums. For the drums, Super Easy is a revelation. You can basically hit any pad regardless of color and get credit as long it was at the right time. Add in the fact that you can put the bass pedal on auto-play and you can really unleash your inner Mickey Dolenz.
Success?
Indeed.
We played our first set for long enough that I, with my cold, nearly passed out and my wife had to heard all the girls outside to spray color on their hair and give them fake rocker tattoos while I collapsed on the couch.
Once tattoos had been applied, cake consumed, and presents opened, it was back for another round of play.
Of course, I was looking pretty good, game-wise, in a room full of little girls. My Rock Band skills were unmatched… until one of the moms arrived with an older brother in tow.
Feeling at the top of my game, I asked if he wanted to give this Rock Band thing a try. Patronizing in my proven superiority, I pointed out that the game has “super easy” mode.
He took the guitar, set it for hard, and got a 97% on his first try at a Queen song.
Well, at least it was only 97%. That left me a shred of dignity.
Ah, well, I come from a musical tradition that knows it is better to play loudly than to play well and that having fun is better than being good most days of the week.
And LEGO Rock Band is fun, even for the super easy crowd, like me.
Blizzard Account Phishing Email January 5, 2010
Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in Blizzard, entertainment, World of Warcraft.Tags: Phishing, scams, Security
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Proving again that World of Warcraft is big business, I got a phishing email this morning trying to get me to send all my account information to somebody in order to keep my account from being suspended.
HELLO!
It has come to our attention that you are trying to sell your personal World of Warcraft account(s).
As you may not be aware of, this conflicts with the EULA and Terms of Agreement.
If this proves to be true, your account can and will be disabled.
It will be ongoing for further investigation by Blizzard Entertainment’s employees.
If you wish to not get your account suspended you should immediately verify your account ownership.
You can confirm that you are the original owner of the account by replying to this email with:
Use the following template below to verify your account and information via email.
- First and Surname
- Date of birth
- Address
- Zip code
- Phone number
- Country
- Account e-mail
- Account name
- Account password
- Secret Question and Answer
Please enter the correct information
If you ignore this mail your account can and will be closed permanently.
Once we verify your account, we will reply to your e-mail informing you that we have dropped the investigation.
Regards,
Account Administration Team
Blizzard Entertainment
This follows the pattern of dozens of similar emails I have seen advising me that I needed to provide information for my eBay, PayPal, or financial institution account.
- I’ve been accused of doing something that I am quite clearly not doing to provoke me into responding quickly without thinking. The idea is to get you in the mood to quickly clear your good name.
- I am asked for information to confirm that the account in question is mine. This includes information that Blizzard always tells you that no Blizzard representative will ever ask you for.
- I am asked to respond to an address, in this case the email reply-to address that looks close to valid. This time it was “blizzard@mail-blizzard.com.” The address actually displayed as “blizzard@blizzard.com” until I hit reply, and the reply-to was different.
Now getting an email like this isn’t exactly news. As I said, I have seen dozens of variations of this sort of thing. But I figured it was timely, what with Tobold also writing about account security, to just check and make sure that we all know NOT to respond to an email like this.
In my case, this email showed up in the in-box of an account which has no association with any of my Blizzard accounts, but one I use to create accounts on gaming sites where I may or may not return, so it is easy to remember with a standard password that is not very secure.
Blizzard, like any company that faces such account hacking threats, has a long page of information about various hacking and phishing threats, how you can help avoid them, and what you should do if you are a victim.
I personally did what Blizzard requested on the page, which was to forward the email with “show headers” enabled to “hacks@blizzard.com” so they are aware of yet another phishing attempt.
Do You Re-Map? January 4, 2010
Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in entertainment, EverQuest, EverQuest II, MMO Design, polls, World of Warcraft.21 comments
You know how it feels.
You’ve hit enter to bring up the cursor in the chat window, but somehow you didn’t hit the key hard enough of it didn’t take for some reason. You don’t notice however. Instead you start typing in your message.
And your first sign that something is wrong is the sudden appearance of a variety of different windows in your field of view. They open, close, change focus, move tabs, and generally put on a little dance while your brain figures out that you’re not typing into the chat window at all.
So you know that sensation, right?
I have a friend who re-maps his keys so radically that touching the keyboard in WoW brings up that very sensation. Nothing does what I expect. I want to just move and windows open and close all over. The keyboard is, essentially, unusable by anybody but him.
Now his history in games is a little different than mine. He picked up at Diablo, then went to Diablo II, and then straight into EverQuest where he became a raider, was in a big guild, ran multiple accounts with a couple of level cap characters on each.
But he never had any interest in first person shooters. He played a little StarCraft with us, but that wasn’t his thing either.
No, his primary influence was EverQuest. And he didn’t like the keyboard layout in EverQuest that much, so he created his own layout. This layout is perfectly logical to him, but he has so far be unable to explain its logic to anybody else. It only makes sense in the context of being him.
And when he jumped from EverQuest to World of Warcraft, his keyboard layout came with him.
Now I am about the farthest one can be from him when it comes to re-mapping keys and still actually do some re-mapping.
I move the key for the quest log to “L,” because that is where most games I play put it in any case.
For a while, when EverQuest II was my main game, I would re-map the quest log to “J” because that was how SOE did it. However, now when I play EQ2, I map the quest journal there to “L.”
And, if I have to, I will edit the WASD key functions to make sure that they behave the way I expect. There seems to be a surprising lack of agreement on which keys should be used to strafe and which should be used to turn.
Other than that, I tend to leave everything as it is.
This, of course makes my system as unusable to him as his is to me. And it leads to some pretty futile, opinion-laden discussions about which is the better system.
With those two points of view in mind, I thought I would open up the year with a poll.
Battlestar Rhapsody January 3, 2010
Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in entertainment, Humor.Tags: Battlestar Galactica, Battlestar Rhapsody, YouTube
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Spotted over at Wandering Goblin, this is a pretty good/amusing summary of Battlestar Galactica.
However, you have to have seen most of the series to get the jokes. The truly obsessed won’t see the humor I’m sure.











