April Fools Contest Update 2 March 7, 2010
Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in blog thing, entertainment, World of Warcraft.Tags: contest
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The contest has come to life, we now have one entry! Sometimes a little bit of whining works.
The entry has been validated, accepted and has a good chance of winning even if somebody else enters. I don’t want to give it away, but I’ll put out this hint.

As good as this entry is though, it is not insurmountable. I actually saw a more amusing name/title combo playing last night. So all is not lost. Read the rules and enter the contest and you may yet be the winner!
April Fools Contest Update 1 March 7, 2010
Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in blog thing, entertainment, World of Warcraft.Tags: contest
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The contest update is that there is no contest update, really.
There is no update really because nobody has entered yet. So there is NO competition currently to win a code for a WoW in-game pet.
And if there is only one entry, they will get the pet even if it is a variation on Leeroy with the title Jenkins.
So go read up on the contest and enter today to stop that from happening… or to enter your own variation on Leeroy.
Werner Herzog reads “Madeline” March 5, 2010
Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in entertainment, Humor.Tags: Madeline, The withering constraints of society, Werner Herzog, YouTube
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A further indulgence in the Fitzcaeraldo-like effort of this fake Werner Herzog to establish his own oeuvre with the interpretation of childhood classics through the lens of Werner Herzog.
Like life, this continued effort will simply lead to disappointment after disappointment as the freshness of the original parody can never be recaptured. This is of course symbolic of exactly what these videos are trying to express, so we shall let things take their course, smug in our knowledge of the outcome.
“In truth, children are next door to sociopaths.”
Fake Werner Herzog
And Quiet Flows the Maraudon March 5, 2010
Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in entertainment, Instance Group, World of Warcraft.Tags: Maraudon, Swift Zhevra, Zhevra
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I have to come up with a new title scheme for these posts about revisiting instances, as I tend to fall back on “Return to N,” where N represents a dungeon we have done before on the alliance side of things. See last week’s post, Return to Zul’Farrak.
This week the post is about Maraudon, and as you can see, I latched onto the “don” at the end of the name when looking for a title. Other, alternative titles were:
- Maraudon Pardo
- Maraudon Juan
- Maraudon Quixote
- Maraudon Ameche
- Maraudonnie Brasco
- Maraudonnie Darko
- Maraudonnie and Marie
- The Last Maraudon
- Unagi Maraudonburi
And with all those (and more) to choose from, I decided to go the obscure route.
Maraudon, like Uldaman, has a good chunk of its quest content out and around the front of the instance rather than inside. That meant getting a couple of us to Shadowprey Village to grab the flight point and then move to the meeting stone to bring people in.
You can see that Hurmoo has a new mount there. I realized that I still had a referral zhevra left over from getting my friend Xyd hooked on the game for a while. I decided that Hurmoo would benefit most from a new mount. The poor zhevra looks a bit overloaded.
Once to the stone we started pulling in people as they arrived and running them to Shadowprey for the flight point and the quests you need to pick up over there. (Most of which you cannot share.)
Once there, the team was:
44 Blood Elf Paladin – Enaldie (Ula)
45 Tauren Druid – Hurmoo (Vikund)
45 Tauren Druid – Azawak (Skronk)
45 Orc Shaman – Earlthebat (Earlthecat)
45 Undead Mage – Bigbutt (Bungholio)
As you can see, the instance runs once a week are moving us right along when it comes to levels. I’m not sure we’ll be level 80 before Cataclysm comes out, but we might well be in Northrend.
Once we collected the quests and went in, we headed towards the orange side. The idea was to blow through as much of this instance as we could in one night. Last time around we needed three visits to wrap things up.
Despite being there three times before though, our memories of the place were pretty hazy. Orange was chosen because it seemed right.
We worked our way around, knocking off Noxxion and finding our way to Lord Vyletongue.
That turned out to be the right route, as we then turned about and found our way to Celebras, defeated his possessed version, and knocked off a quest. That also got us the Scepter of Celebras which turned out to be a nice weapon upgrade for Hurmoo.
After that it was through the turtles, over the falls, and up to Landslide for a quick visit.
Then it was back down and around to the main boss, Princess Theradras.
Once a fearsome fight, she did keep us busy for a bit, but the outcome was never in doubt. And with her death we got the achievement for the dungeon.

Royalty out of the way, we dropped down in into the water below to wrestle with Rotgrip.
Rotgrip out of the way, we climbed out of the water and headed towards our last target, stopping only to say hello to Elder Splitrock who hangs around in Maraudon during the Lunar Festival.
Then it was Tinkerer Gizlock and we were done. Gizlock was nice enough to drop the Hypertech Buckler, which Earl really wanted about two and a half years ago when we were here. But since his shaman is the only shield wearer in the group, he got it this time around.
At this point we realized that we had a couple more quests outstanding. It was nearly midnight by that point and we weren’t keen to go chase down stuff that seemed to be outside the instance, so we decided we would wrap that up next Saturday and then head on to the next destination, Sunken Temple.
Joseph Stalin Sitting in a Tree… March 4, 2010
Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in entertainment, Misc MMOs.Tags: World of Tanks
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I have at least one more tree headline to go I think.
Over at World of Tanks they have put out their Soviet tank tree to show the progression through the armored vehicles of the Red Army. You can compare this with the German Tank tree.
Soviet Tank Tree Available
If you feel like going for the Red Army’s steel panzers, take a look at the Soviet tank tree. The tree will feature the vehicles that took part in epic WWII battles as well as prototype machines that never left factory gates in large numbers, such as the heavy IS-7.
The Josef Stalin tanks (labeled “IS” because there is no “J” in Russian, so it should be “Iosef Stalin”) are there at the bottom of the heavy tank tree.
I’m surprised there is no KV-2 in the lineup. That would have made an interesting entry in the self-propelled gun line up.
Graveyard Mania March 3, 2010
Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in entertainment, World of Warcraft.Tags: graveyard, Scarlet Monastery
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One of the problems starting out on a new server is you can never be sure which character you roll will end up being your main and who will get left behind.
At least that is one of the problems I have. Some people just roll one character I hear.
So when we moved over the Lightninghoof for the great horde/RP/PvP experiment, I rolled up a few characters. We didn’t know how things were going to shake out, so I wanted a few options.
In addition to a druid, I rolled up a warrior and a shaman. I had played neither class beyond a few levels, so they fit into our “new class/new role” criteria.
I gravitated to the shaman at first and thought he might end up being my main. Grungur the orc shaman. I spec’d him enhancement, the melee DPS tree. He was fun to play, the class feeling different than my old reliable paladin or hunter.
I even invested in a trade skill for him. I figured if he was likely to be my main, inscription would be good. That would let him make some money as well as keep the guild supplied in glyphs.
In the end though, the group needed a healer, and early on a shaman pretty much has one healing spell, so I decided to go the restoration druid route for instances. Three heals are better than one, right?
And going with Hurmoo worked out well enough. I had gone the enchanting route with him and picked up herbalism for his other profession which let him harvest for Grungur. That kept Grungar skilling up inscription which in turn fed weapon and armor scrolls back to Hurmoo to enchant and hand out or sell.
Good for the guild and good for my own money supply.
However, to keep the inscription rolling, I had to keep leveling up Grungur. You can’t just sit at low level and max out your trade skill. Each tier has a level requirement you must meet, and while Grungur was already past 20 when he needed that, for the next tier he needed to be level 35.
I made a little bit of that up by doing holiday daily quests. I also went out and did quests the old fashioned way.
But finally I decided, based on our experiences up to that point, that very little beat running instances. So to get him up to level 35 I decided that the dungeon finder was the answer.
Not only is the experience great, but you get decent loot now and again and if you go random at lower levels you get a goodie bag and some cash when you finish the instance.
Of course, I am impatient, so the thought of hanging around waiting for a DPS slot to show up did not appeal to me. I base that opinion partially on this screen shot.

It seems that, more often than not, that a DPS player misses the ready check. And while they represent 3 out of 5 of the team, so the odds dictate that should be the case, in my mind they have gotten bored from the long wait and walked away from their computer.
Under this mental influence I respec’d Grungur to restoration. After all, by that point I had TWO healing spells, healing wave and lesser healing wave. What more could I need?
Well, HealBot would be nice, so I made sure that was enabled.
Thus armed it was into dungeon finder.
I suppose I should not be surprised at how readily groups come up since dungeon finder works across servers in the same groups as battlegrounds, but it always seems odd to get a group so quickly.
The first run was nearly a disaster. Razorfen Kraul came up and our group was more towards the “gogogo” end of the spectrum. Grungur was the lowest level in the group by a couple of levels and was running out of mana while running to keep up.
He didn’t do too bad. Only once did somebody die due to lack of mana, though I was bandaging people at then end of a few fights. Line of sight issues caused more deaths. Welcome to RFK.
In the end we survived, leveled, and got our rewards.
And then began the dominion of the graveyard of Scarlet Monastery.
RFK got Grungur to level 27, and from that point on he’s gotten nothing but the graveyard for groups.
Granted, I do not think there is any quicker instance to run. I went through it five times in a little over an hour one Sunday afternoon. But you do start to tire a bit of seeing the same old landmarks.
So at this point I have undoubtedly been in the graveyard more than any other instanced dungeon in Azeroth. With the combo of this as well as our times hunting the headless horseman plus actually doing this instance in the weekly group adds up to a lot of time spent banging on the scarlet crusade.
Still, as I said above, it is quick and you do get a nice little bonus at the end when you’ve finished.

You get a little extra experience on top of the bounty you already received, some extra coin, and the goodie bag. Though for Grungur, it seems to be the same necklace 4 out of 5 times, with the only variation being a slightly different necklace and, once, some gloves.
Grungur hit 32 last night, again in graveyard. (I went back and did it again… 3 times… just to pick up some screen shots.) So while I cannot really complain, having benefited so much, I do look forward to perhaps getting a different wing of Scarlet Monastery in these groups some day.
April Fools Contest March 1, 2010
Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in entertainment, Humor, World of Warcraft.Tags: contest
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I tend to start thinking about April Fools way in advance. I was tinkering with the an outline of the Graphite Realms posts about nine months in before the fact.
Not that I feel compelled to do an April Fools post, but I know if I am going to do something, I need to do it in advance. This year I decided that I should have a humor contest, the winner to be announced on April 1st.
Okay, that really isn’t an April Fools thing, but whatever. I want to have a contest. And you can win something, so pay attention.
Here is the basics of the contest.
You have to send me the most amusing name/title combination you can find in World of Warcraft.
Easy, right?
Whoever sends in the funniest combo will win a code that can be redeemed for a WoW in-game pet, either the Pandaren Monk or Lil’ KT.
There are some rules of course, after the break.











