And Then We Ganked a Chimera June 4, 2012Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in entertainment, EVE Online.
Tags: Gank, Null Sec
As I was finishing up that last post about DBRB’s sleepy op, Jabber popped up another opportunity.
reelism: Big Things to Kill real quick right in VFK YAY!
A quick kill seemed like just the medicine to ward off the lingering effects of that last fleet, so I jumped into the game and got in the fleet.
It turned out that somebody had lured a carrier pilot to come out to VFK to join the Goons. It was, of course, a scam. And while this pilot jumped out to VFK, we assembled the reception committee.
The initial plan was to have everybody stay docked up in the station and, when he jumped in, have everybody surge out at once and attack. However, some people were not on coms, some people were not even in fleet, and a bunch of ships were loitering outside of the station. So the word was given to just undock and wait for the carrier to jump to the cyno in our midst.
Since this was sure to be a quick kill, people were trying to get as many different types of ships on the kill mail as possible. I toyed with the idea of using the Ibis I had in station, but decided to play it safe and go with my Drake. And so we sat outside the station while the cyno went up. And then Captain Dragotahl jumped in.
A bubble went up around him and we all tried to lock him up. The Chimera was invulnerable and could not be targeted for a bit, until Captain Dragotahl moved. Finally he was no longer protected and everybody locked and opened up.
And he quickly blew up… and was looted and salvaged in what must have been record time. I don’t think the ship had time to actually run the explosion animation before it had been stripped bare.
The kill mail shows a wide variety of ships in on the kill. The top damage dealer was a titan, while at the far end of the list there were badgers, rifters, and other small ships. But not one ibis. I should have gone with that. I could have been the guy in the rookie ship.
This is the first time I have been involved in what was clearly a gank, a setup to kill somebody with somebody overwhelming odds.
I have no idea what the full story was as to how he got lured out. All I know is that I have a capital ship kill on my killboard for June and that somebody out there is pretty pissed at losing a 1.3 billion ISK ship.
Welcome to EVE Online, govern yourselves accordingly.
Addendum: Passed along post-gank. I’m not sure what it really means.
From: Captain Dragotahl
I’m sorry if this letter comes off a bit dickish but please bear with me.
a few hours ago I met someone named Elecktra Blue in the recruitment channel who said he needed help in his Stain ops. Being an avid lover of the space, and a huge fan of Goonswarm I of course jumped at the opportunity to join up with you guys
I paid a 1 billion isk security deposit to Nikos Iscariot, contracted all of my belongings to one Tanya Belle, and then set about trying to get my Chimera cynod down to VFK.
When I jumped into VFK I was raped by your fleet, and quickly podded. I feel completely scammed at this very moment, but several people have reached out to try and make me feel like this is not the case. I’m getting a bit drunk at the moment to ease over this assfucking you guys have placed on me.
Chimera: 1.14 bil
full set of plus 5 implants: 525mil
shield leadership implant: 109mil
plus 5 percent heavy missile implant: 100mil
buzzard with full sisters setup: lets say 100mil
As far as the rest of the items on the chimera im sure you have a better idea of the cost with the kill mail you have.
Id like to apologize in advance for the drama. Believe me this is NOT the entrance I had in mind when I sought to join your alliance.