The 2013 List – This Time it is Goals January 4, 2013Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in Dungeons & Dragons Online, entertainment, EVE Online, Rift, Star Trek Online, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Vanguard SOH, Warhammer Online, World of Tanks, World of Warcraft.
Tags: 2013, Runes of Magic
At the beginning of every year I write a post about the upcoming 12 months. Sometimes it is silly predictions. Sometimes my predictions are even correct, but not very often. I have made demands. I have asked questions. Here is the story so far:
- 2008 – Predictions (silly, mostly wrong)
- 2009 – Predictions (mostly silly, mostly wrong)
- 2010 – Predictions (lots of bullet points, mostly wrong)
- 2011 – Demands (mostly unmet)
- 2012 – Questions (mostly unanswered)
Now it is time for the 2013 version of my yearly post.
This year I think I am going to set goals, which is just another way of drawing some marks in the sand to measure what happened when the year finally comes to a close.
1- Finish Rift
Well, finish Rift for a specific definition of “finish.” MMOs are designed to never truly be finishable and Rift, with all its possible class builds, especially so.
In this case, it means hitting the level cap and running all of the five person instances with my main character, Hillmar, and the rest of the regular group. And, just to put another parameter in the mix, I would like to see this happen before the inevitable Summer hiatus when we head out for vacations and other distractions.
2- Find a new goal in EVE
2012 was about learning to live in null sec and flying in large fleet operations. There were large wars going on throughout most of the year and I flew all over null sec in fleet ops. Now, however, things have quieted down. There was no “Winter Break War” as there was last year and the prospect of any big conflict seems pretty remote right now. We have been effectively ordered to not do anything that might result in the CFC having to deal with any more sovereignty.
Which puts me out of a job.
So I am in training mode with a little bit of ratting and selling now and again. That can be lucrative, but it is also dull, as is mining. (Though I hear from Gaff that with the new NPC AI, he has to actually tank all his mining ships as the rats now change targets. And they pop drones without mercy, making drones pretty much useless for mission running and the like. So mining is dull AND annoying now!)
There are some things I could train up. There are a few decent guides on planetary interaction out there, if I wanted to add that do my EVE resume. There are some player skills I could work on, like scanning. I am hopeless at scanning at the moment and, historically, every time I make an effort to figure it out, CCP changes how it works.
But as for what would essentially be a new vocation in EVE, I do not have a plan… or even a general direction. It might be time to go back to that chart.
3- Get to Tier IX in World of Tanks
This is something of a vague goal, as I do not really have my eye on any specific Tier IX tank in WoT. For now the Soviet heavy tanks seem to be my favorites, followed by the German tank destroyers. But who knows, I might be mad for French self propelled guns or get the itch to nip about the field of battle in one of those Cromwells. And then there is the Chinese tank line coming along soon. Or so they say.
Anyway, barring any dramatic need to start up on another branch of the tree, Tier IX ought to be an obtainable goal even with my somewhat sporadic play schedule. I just need some focus.
Good luck on that.
4- Finish that Second Instance Group Video
Almost a year back I put together a video about the first year of the regular instance group in World of Warcraft. Fun stuff. I like to go back and watch that video now and again. Not quite as emotionally evocative as Sayonara Norrath, but a lot closer to home.
Originally I was going to make a video about our whole experience, but that was a huge project, so I cut it back to just the first year with the idea that I would do one for each of our six… headed into seven… years.
But while the first year was a good plan (for me at least) as it gets our origin, how do you distinguish it from year two, three, four, and so on? So I decided I needed another specific subject.
I chose our time in Wrath of the Lich King for the next video. I even started in on the long job of reviewing and editing pictures. WotLK was the pinnacle of the instance group in WoW, where we finally got our act together. It was also our downfall, the last happy time in WoW. We got good at the game only to find that it isn’t that much fun when you are good. When you are a random, badly equipped group running comedy specs in the wrong roles, every boss kill is a major victory. When you are geared appropriately, using the right spec, and playing your role correctly, it starts to become a matter of just figuring out the gimmick for any given boss.
Still, those were good times and set a standard of effort and fun that Cataclysm couldn’t match. And it was a nice, discreet time frame. We were there the day the expansion launched through to finishing off the last instance.
Piece of cake to put it together, right?
Except I cannot find the right music. I need that to inspire me. Earl’s rendition of Eleanor Rigby, with its twangy sounds and great mix of nostalgia and irony (all the lonely people indeed!) really moved me to finish the first video. But I have not found the right music to get me excited to finish this video yet. What will capture Northrend and the instance group, our travels, our defeats, and our victories?
So really my goal is really to find the right music. We shall see if I can get there.
5- Retry an MMO That Didn’t Stick
There are a number of MMOs out there which I have tried and let drop after some effort. For one reason or another the games just did not hold my attention or otherwise compel me to keep moving forward.
There are a number of options for this goal. Possibilities include Vanguard, Dungeons & Dragons Online, Star Trek Online, Runes of Magic, Warhammer Online, Star Wars: The Old Republic, and probably a few more I have forgotten. Pirates of the Burning Sea maybe!
The trick here of course is to find a game where whatever made me stop playing has either been changed/fixed or was something that I have since changed my mind about. And that, in turn, is something of a function of the time that has passed since I last played the game.
SWTOR, for example, is just a year gone by, and I did not like blaster combat or having dialog forced on my character. The former probably hasn’t changed, while the latter is the vaunted “fourth pillar” that was going to distinguish the game, so it seems like unlikely that I am going to like the game any more than I did the first time around.
At the other end of the spectrum is Vanguard, which I haven’t really played since late beta, and which I only recall as being an ugly, lagging, broken, resource hog of a game that was clearly not ready for prime time. Six years down the road it is possible they may have addressed some of those issues.
6- Scout for the Next Instance Group Game
With the downfall of WoW as our default game, it has become an ongoing task to scout for the next game we might try. We are currently settled in Rift, but since the first goal on my list is to “finish” Rift before the Summer hiatus, it seems likely that we will need something new come the end of vacation.
As always, the usual parameters are in place. It must have content that caters to groups of five or six people. It has to work for a variety of play time budgets. (Some of us will play all week long, others will only play on group night.) It has to have content that we can enjoy in our standard “three hours on a Saturday night” parameter. And it has to be something that we can all buy into.
There are a lot of options out there, even discounting things some of us have already played. I think that, as a group, we might find a month or two of fun in PlanetSide 2. Four of us would probably find Need for Speed: World or World of Tanks good fun, but I am not sure about all five. And there are candidates from both the previous and the next goal that are possibilities. Picking one though and getting everybody to download and commit, that can be a challenge.
7- Book My Autumn Nostalgia Tour Early
Every autumn I get the urge to go back and play some game from my past. Sometimes it is EverQuest or TorilMUD. This past year is was EverQuest II. And given my long time attachment to the games, you can probably put WoW and Lord of the Rings Online on the list of potential candidates.
The thing is, the urge tends to hit me rather suddenly and I run off, play for the requisite month or so solo, then the urge tapers off and I am pretty much done. (Pro Tip: Always subscribe month-to-month for nostalgia based events.)
But while this is often fun, it is usually a lot more fun if I can get Gaff or Potshot in on the tour. Nostalgia is a meal best served family style or some such. So if I can just peer into the future and maybe decide on my target, we can get together on the plan and have a great time. The thing is, which game? Do I book a room in old Qeynos for the rainy season, or is the Forsaken Inn a more likely holiday spot?
8- Blog Stuff
Often when I look at the future, I will tack on something about “playing more and writing less.” Over time though, this has increasingly looked like nonsense. Writing here on the blog is clearly part of the process of playing games… or at least online games… for me. The writing, the remembering, the picking of screen shots, and the clicking of the “publish” button are all part of the package.
So my goal for the blog is pretty much “stay the course.” And maybe find a new theme. Though I have been saying that for about six years and I am still using the same WordPress theme that I had on day one.
So those are my goals for 2013. Not very exciting. We shall see how they play out.
How does 2013 look to you? And any ideas for music for that video?
Who Drives Cash Shop Content… January 20, 2012Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in Dungeons & Dragons Online, entertainment, EverQuest II, Lord of the Rings Online, World of Tanks.
Tags: Cash Shop, RMT, There is a point in here somewhere
I was somewhat bemused at SOE introducing wings as a flying mount in EverQuest II.
I have such a long history of bemusement with SOE on that front. I have literally been complaining since the Desert of Flames expansion… the very first expansion… introduced lying carpets as a mount. I have posts more than five years old on the subject at this point.
And while the flying carpets still bug me a bit, I have gotten over them for the most part. Though the reason I have gotten over them is because much worse has come since.
And while ugly mounts pre-date the Station Cash store, the whole drive of mount mania… mounts with stats, hideously ugly mounts, hovering mounts, flying mounts, leaping mounts, gliding mounts, and now wings as mounts… seems to have been accelerating ever since the store went live.
As Raph Koster pointed out in his recent post on the free to play model, the ongoing process of buying decisions by the free to play players acts as a safety valve to keep the company from doing anything the comes across as too greedy.
The flip side though is that the cash shop, being an essential part of the revenue model, will have a sales quota to meet because people won’t buy your RMT currency if they cannot buy anything cool with it. You need a plan for every month, every quarter, and every year that lays out your sales goals and how you plan to get there.
It is nice if you can sell consumables, things that boost experience or faction gain. But if you’ve already drastically softened the leveling curve and handed out dozens of experience boost potions as veteran rewards in you game (I have even more unused potions sitting around now that all my characters are six year vets) that might not be enough. I am sure SOE sells some of those potions (though they seem a bit pricey for a consumable), but I am far more likely to buy a deed accelerator in LOTRO since deed are still grind-tastic and I do not have a pile of them already.
An expansion is nice to have, though I bet the cash shop only gets partial credit on those sales.
You can always juice things up a bit by having a sale on your RMT currency. The thought of everything in the store essentially being half off will get some people to buy, but only if there is something they want in the first place.
And on the flip side, you can always put things on the store on sale as well. We all read that splash screen that comes up with the latest sale items in detail every time we log in, right? Okay, maybe not. And most people won’t buy something they didn’t already want even if it goes on deep discount.
All of which has to lead the cash shop planners to focus on what people have bought in the past. What was a success before? Just looking around on the Freeport server, I am going to have to say that mounts have sold well in the past.
And if mounts were a success in the past, that is a big incentive to make more. And while there are no doubt people out there who will buy any new mount just to collect them all… and I speak as somebody whose main in WoW has 87 mounts… a lot more people will buy in if the latest mount is cooler than, or at least different from, anything that has gone before.
And so, as tough as it is for me to admit, wings on your character as a flying mount do seem cooler than just a flying mount. I am sure that sales will be brisk, and not just with people who name their characters something like “Stabzudead.”
So that will cover some part of sales quota. But eventually sales will slow and, to repeat that success, SOE will have to top the whole wings thing. And so the chain of events that lead us to wings goes on, and something new and more outrageous will likely replace it.
Raph Koster was certainly correct in the summary at the end of his post in saying, “Free to play is not evil, it’s just different.”
It is just different, and one of the differences is who and what matters when a cash shop is part of the plan. If goofy stuff sells in your game, be prepared to see a lot more of it.
Meanwhile, I wonder what will come after those wings in the Station Cash store.
Struck from the List… January 4, 2012Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in blog thing, Dungeons & Dragons Online, entertainment, Runes of Magic, Star Trek Online, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Warhammer Online.
Tags: Dungeons & Dragons Online, Torchlight II
With the new year comes some feeling, some need to assess and reassess things. And so it is today with the side bar of my blog.
For those viewing via remote reader or those who have never looked at it, down the right hand side there are two sections among the many categories of links titled “The Games I Play” and “The Games I Watch.” They are so named partially so that they will sort in the order I want along the side bar. WordPress.com only lets you have one list of links in your side bar (though you can whip up your own with a text field and some simple HTML if you really need more, but that goes beyond my ability to care about the side bar really) that can be divided into as many categories as you like. But the categories sort alphabetically. So I had to name them all in such a way that they would sort out correctly.
They are also named as an indication of my status vis-a-vis a given set of games. “The Games I Play” are the titles, usually just two, that I am actively playing. It is easy enough to understand that.
Then there is the section “The Games I Watch,” which sounds a little odd, like they are being broadcast on TV or something. The title was chosen for its ability to sort where I wanted it more than its clarity of message, obviously.
Games on that list are ones that I am not playing actively. Sometimes there are games that have not even shipped yet on that list. Diablo III is on that list right now, and it is months away at best.
Games in that section are games to which I pay attention, games which interest me, and games which I fully intend to either play when they ship, or go back and play at some point if I have already been there at some point.
And now, in the harsh light of the new year, I look at that list and I can see some entries that no longer fit the bill.
Runes of Magic
Remember back when a free to play games of any quality were a rare thing? And there was Runes of Magic trying to bridge the gap between subscription quality and free to play access with, among other things, that $10 horse.
Back in the day, when he wasn’t on about that horse, Darren called it a WoW rip-off, which at the time, what with being free and all, seemed like a hearty endorsement to me. So much so that, despite one of the worst installers ever, some of the instance group ran off to try the game at one point.
And it was okay. It had the usual stuff, a few interesting twists like dual (and now triple) classing, as well as the standard “suffer or give us money” options when it came to storage and experience gain. And gold spammers. Many, many gold spammers.
But in the end, there was nothing there that really stuck with me. We ran off to play other games. Half the subscription MMO universe went free to play in the mean time, so that no longer suffices as an attraction. I’ve totally forgotten my password… both of them, since there was a second login and password required to access the RMT currency, some of which I purchased at one point.
And then there is that installer. Have they fixed that yet? Or does somebody new still install the 2009 version of the game and then spend the next week patching?
Finally, the game is no longer interesting merely for its free to play model. That was something worthy of note a couple years back, but not so today.
So I think it is time to admit that I am just not that interested in the game and the odds of my going back to falls somewhere between “slim” and “none.” So it gets struck from the list.
You might be surprised that I still had Warhammer Online on my list until now. Despite the howls of the now repentant fanbois every time I dared say anything negative about the game, there was a lot I did like about the Warhammer Online. Our guild did have some excellent PvP battles at times, though for every good battle there were a couple of empty roll-over victories. And then there was our first taste of a dungeon, which left nobody interested in a second.
But the world itself was very well done, worthy of exploration. And if I was complaining about the quest log, it was because I was using it a lot to run through the PvE portion of the game to see that world. In fact, it was the idea of seeing the world that kept the game on my list.
The instance group moved on and there were other games higher on my list, but I kept thinking that at some point Mythic would change something in the game worth seeing or put out a “come back and play” offer that would get me to return.
They did have a come back and play offer at one point, ten whole free days, how generous! But it involved giving Mythic a credit card, and that seemed like a really good way to get screwed by Mythic, given their past sloppy handling of credit card transactions. So I didn’t try that.
Then, more than a year after launch, they made the trial version of the game, which restricted you to a tier 1 character, unlimited. That was interesting for some I suppose, but where I wanted to go would have put me well outside of tier 1.
They even talked about producing a Mac version of the game. Did they think that Mac users were that desperate for an MMO? I was tempted to try that just to see how bad it was, but never got around to it. I don’t even know if that came to pass in the end or if it is even still supported.
In the end, no “right moment” to go back ever materialized. Nothing compelling to me was ever offered up after launch. And I would still have to pay a subscription fee to go back and explore, and the bar to get me to do that has only gone up in the last couple of years.
So that world will remain unexplored by me, as Warhammer Online is off the list.
Games Close to Being Struck
Star Trek Online is on the edge. I keep thinking I will go back and play. But every time I log in, I am faced with a wave of changes similar to what Ravious described in going back to LOTRO, and I end up so mired in figuring out what to do that I end up logging off for a few more months, only to repeat the cycle again.
At some point I hope I will have enough time and desire to play, at which point I will start with a fresh character and learn it all from scratch again. Only there are always a couple of other games I would rather play first. Well, maybe some day. But for now it stays on the list, if only because of that lifetime subscription I bought. Oof.
And then there is Dunegons & Dragons Online, which I really want to like, but which is likewise always in 4th or 5th place on my to-do list. At least it is free to play and uses the Turbine patcher which at least puts it a couple steps ahead of Runes of Magic. But it is in jeopardy of being struck at some point. I just never get to it.
Games On or to be Added
You might point out that I have declined to play Star Wars: The Old Republic so far post-beta. But I will likely play the game again at some point. There is enthusiasm for it in the instance group, and even Gaff has picked it up already. And I do watch the news about it. I am interested to see, for example, if torture ever comes up as an issue the way it did for WoW back with Wrath of the Lich King. I am guessing that for most people, that ends up being a matter of “Sith will be Sith.”
I should probably add Torchlight II to the list. I have no doubt that I will play that when it launches.
Likewise, Guild Wars 2 will probably get a slot at some point. It is on my list to play, but I haven’t spent much time with the news or marketing build-up. So I am not really “watching” it yet.
And the rest of the list… well, those are games I am sure I will continue to keep an eye on and poke my nose into every so often.
How about you? Have you reassessed any games on your list, be it written down or just in your head? Are there games you have decided that you just are never going to get back to?
Reviewing My 2010 Predictions December 24, 2010Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in Blizzard, blog thing, Diablo III, Dungeons & Dragons Online, entertainment, EVE Online, EverQuest, EverQuest II, Facebook, Lord of the Rings Online, Sony Online Entertainment, Star Trek Online, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Warhammer Online, World of Warcraft.
Tags: Aventurine, Bill Roper, Brian Green, Carbine Studios, darkfall, Hero's Journey, Mark Jacobs, PlayStation 3, Red5 Studios, Richard Garriott, Runic Games, Scott Hartsman, Simutronics, The Agency, Torchlight, Torchlight II, Turbine
Oh yeah, I made a bunch of crazy predictions back in January, didn’t I?
For some reason last year I changed my predictions format from a set of paragraph long generalizations to a series of one line, very specific (well, mostly) guesses at the future. I think I was pressed for time and the humor muse had not bothered to visit. Plus it was always hard to score those paragraphs, especially since I seemed to insist on points. (I have accounting in my background, I must quantify everything!)
Now, of course, we’re here at the end of the year and I have discovered the flaw in my plan; I need to go figure out whatinthehell I got right or wrong. And there are like a bunch of them, some of which I have not bothered to pay attention to and others about which I really didn’t give a damn in the first place but was trying to get to a 200 point total for some maniacal round-number reason.
Anyway, what’s done is done. Next year I think I am going to go back to big predictions and a pass/fail model. Or something.
I started on this Thanksgiving weekend and, because of apathy, I haven’t found all the answers yet. Fortunately, other people have started posting their prediction results, so I can crib from that a bit. Plus I’ll make you, the reader, correct my mistakes. How about that?
So let’s see how good that cold medication was last December. What did I predict?
Predictions for Blizzard in 2010! (5 points each)
- StarCraft II – Will ship second quarter 2010 – Missed by 27 days, 0 points
- Cataclysm – Will ship fourth quarter 2010 – A pretty safe guess, 5 points
- Cataclysm – Will beat WotLK’s 24 hour sales record – Yes indeed. I do wonder how much digital pre-orders helped. 5 points
- Diablo III – Will not ship in 2010 – Another safe one, in my opinion, 5 points
- New MMO – An announcement at BlizzCon with the usual Blizzard mystery build-up – Nothing at BlizzCon, 0 Points
15 out of 25 points
Big Miss – RealID and Battle.net focus? I’m not sure those were that big in the end.
Sony Online Entertainment predictions! (5 points each)
- Planetside – Dead by December – Still alive… barely… but I always thought that The Agency had to come online before it went. 0 points
- Norrath – Official details about the next Norrath based MMORPG some time in 2010 – We artist conceptions and some vague information, so I’m claiming 3 out of 5 points
- Norrath – The next Norrath based MMORPG won’t be called EverQuest III – Do we have that in writing? No? 0 points
EverQuest II – All digital distribution after the February expansion – I don’t see Destiny of Velious listed at Amazon.com, so I’m taking this as a yes. – 5 points.
- EverQuest – The next round of server consolidation will happen, and it will be a good thing – And so it was. I should have predicted it for EQII as well. – 5 points
- The Agency – Won’t ship in 2010 – Saying The Agency won’t ship is like betting against the Cubs, and no, the Facebook game does not count – 5 points
- PlayStation 3 – SOE still won’t have a PS3 MMO title by the end of 2010 – The put Free Realms on the Mac, but no PS3 support yet. They’ve been talking about stuff on the PS3 since E3 in 2008 at least… go listen to VW Podcast #125… and still nothing. You guys at SOE work for the PlayStation people now, right? – 5 points
23 out of 30 points
Big Miss – A free to play version of EQII
What will EA do? (5 Points each)
SWTOR – Not in 2010, no no no. – Another safe bet – 5 points
WAR – Won’t die in 2010, but won’t magically spring back to life either. It will just trudge on with enough resources to keep it going and improve it slightly, but not enough to change anything dramatically. – Vague enough for 5 points
10 out of 10 points
Big miss – Umm… Lord of Ultima? Was there a UO expansion or something?
Turbine predictions (5 points each)
- LOTRO – Next expansion, announced in 2010, will be the Riders of Rohan! – Isengard, not Rohan – 0 points
- LOTRO – Riders of Rohan will feature real mounted combat – 0 points
- DDO – Continued success under the free to play banner with a push into some overland content – vaguely fulfilled – 1 point
- New – We’ll hear about Turbine’s next project in 2010. – Not so much – 0 points
1 out of 20 points
Big Miss – LOTRO going free to play
CCP Predictions (5 points each)
- Station ambulation – Still just a myth in 2010 – Again, like betting against the Cubs – 5 points
- Dust 514 – Not for 2010 – What was that? – 5 points
- EVE – Two Content Releases, don’t we always get two a year? – Well, we got 1.1 expansions - 2 points
- EVE – Tech III ships will finally become common enough that you might actually see one now and again. – I have one and, while flying it, have ended up at a jump gate with another, is that common enough? – 5 points
17 out of 20 points
Big Miss – What was the big CCP story this year?
Runic Games (5 points each)
- An inexpensive expansion will be released for Torchlight to keep funding going for Runic’s MMO – Nope – 0 points
- Runic will give us some concrete details about said MMO – Nope – 0 points
- That MMO won’t ship in 2010 – Well, they didn’t announce it, so 0 points
- But said details will make some pundit say, “Wow, that’s what Dungeon Runners should have done.” – 0 points
0 out of 20 points. I thought they would move faster than they are.
Big Miss – Multiplayer Torchlight, sort of the interim step between the first game and the MMO.
NCSoft (5 points each)
- Aion – Going to seem like a replay of Lineage II, popular in Asia, less so in the west. Still, it will have enough customers to keep going. Given how readily NCSoft shuts things down, that will be saying something. – Um, I can’t even answer that – 0 points
- GuildWars 2 – Not for 2010 – 5 points
- PlayStation 3 – NCSoft still won’t have a PS3 MMO title by the end of 2010 – I guess I can let that old SCEA/NCSoft agreement die now – 5 points
10 out of 15 points
Other Titles (5 points each)
- Darkfall – Will continue walking the tightrope between hardcore PvP focus and giving players something to do when they aren’t actively engaged in battle. Slow growth with at most a single server added to the game for 2010. – Sounds vaguely right, but SynCaine will correct me – 5 points
- Star Trek Online – Won’t disappoint Trek fans, but we’re all co-dependent on the franchise after years of reckless treatment by the studio. We’ll all still be there after the first 30 days playing with our pre-order bonus items. The rest of you people though… – I stopped playing, so there is a big claim I missed - 0 points
- Hero’s Journey – It was best of show at E3 in 2005, but it will still be a no-show in 2010. – Like betting against the Twins – 5 points (Amusingly, Simutronics now has a somewhat whiny entry in their Hero Engine FAQ about Hero’s Journey, saying that the work for it is all in the Hero Engine so stop bugging them about it already. Anyway, Star Wars: The Old Republic will be the eventual showcase for their work, pretty much the make or break I’d guess.)
10 out of 15 points
The following people will have new companies and new projects announced in 2010 (2 point each):
- Mark Jacobs – No word here – 0 points
- Richard Garriott – Some awful Facebook thing – 2 points
- Bill Roper – Still at Cryptic doing… something – 0 points
- Brian Green – Umm… The Fae’s Wyrd was a project, right? – 2 points
- Scott Hartsman – Rift, about which so many are talking of late – 2 points
6 out of 10 points
One of the following companies will announce their first/next project, and it won’t be an MMO (5 points):
- Aventurine – no announcement
- Carbine Studios – no announcement
- Red5 Studios – Firefall – it is an online, co-op shooter, so not really a traditional MMO – 5 points
- Simutronics – no announcement
- Turbine – No announcement
One of the following people will move to Canada (5 points):
- Scott Jennings
- Mark Jacobs
- Brian Green
- Scott Hartsman
- Richard Bartle
- Alan Crosby
- David Reid
Isn’t there some Canadian sovereign territory at Disneyland? No? 0 points
Spurious Logic Random neurons firing for the following guesses.
Most subscription MMOs that sell vanity items like pets or appearance gear will sell custom mounts by the end of 2010. WoW and EQ2 will be the benchmark. (5 points) – erm… can’t really say yes to that – 0 points
“Yahtzee” Croshaw will review exactly ONE muh-more-puh-gah on Zero Punctuation during 2010, and it will be Star Trek Online. He won’t like it (duh) but the Trekkie humor will be too much for him to resist doing a review. (5 points) – Nope, 0 points
We will find out that the following people will be appearing or doing voice work in the Warcraft movie (IMDB shows no actors as of this date – 1 point each):
- Jack Black
- William Shatner
- Keanu Reeves
- Ben Stein
- James Earl Jones
- John Ratzenberger
- Bruce Campbell
- Sarah Silverman
- David Spade
- Lucy Lawless
Nothing – No cast announcements yet. IMDB puts it as a possible 2013 release – 0 points
0 out of 20 points
My first pass, hand-waving total is 97 out of 200 points.
Not bad for my mix of obvious slam-dunks and way off the reservation guesses I suppose.
Now, I will look to comments for corrections and will post an updated score once people point out that I was really wrong about those 97 points and that my total should be much lower.
So correct me already.
Meanwhile, I’m working on a less intensive set of predictions for next year.
Turbine is Totally the Reason Warhammer Online Failed… December 15, 2010Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in Dungeons & Dragons Online, entertainment, Humor, Lord of the Rings Online, Pokemon, Star Trek Online, Warhammer Online, World of Warcraft.
Tags: Alusiphus, Final Fantasy XIV, Turbine, Warhammer 40K
Alusiphus is totally pissed at Turbine. He hates them and the games they make.
-He hates Dungeons & Dragons Online, which is too complex.
-He hates Lord of the Rings Online, which is a total WoW copy grind fest.
-He hates Warhammer Online, because it is boring and totally not worth it.
-And he hates that Turbine is making a Warhammer 40K MMORPG.
Hrmm… about those last two Alusiphus….
I hate to break up a good rant with annoying details, but Turbine is totally not in the picture when it comes to Warhammer of any flavor. EA Mythic messed up the first one, and I believe it is THQ that is in the process of messing up the second.
Alusiphus hates other games. He hates Star Trek Online, for example, and Final Fantasy XIV.
He seems to have no opinion on Asheron’s Call, but since Turbine made it, I think we can guess where he’d go with that.
On the bright side, he does seem to like World of Warcraft and Pokemon. You have to give him that.
If you aren’t getting your USDA recommended daily allowance of bile and rants, you should go read his blog. But remember, small doses are best.
What is the Tax Burden on 100,000 Turbine Points? December 2, 2010Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in Dungeons & Dragons Online, entertainment, Humor, Lord of the Rings Online.
Tags: contest, IRS, Turbine, Turbine Points
I have no idea, really, but it is probably more than you think.
The latest LOTRO contest brought this thought to my mind.
The team at Turbine is having a contest, the grand prize for which is 100,000 Turbine Points.
That is a lot of Turbine points.
Enough that we’re starting to talk about real world value that is getting into consequential (i.e. taxable) amounts of money.
Depending on how you purchase them (since I have not seen Turbine publish anything like SOE’s guideline which pegs the value of 100 Station Cash at $1.00 US), that many Turbine points could run you anywhere from $600 to $1500.
For the sake of easy math, let’s call it 100 Turbine Points = $1.00 US, just like SOE’s model, in which case Turbine is giving you a prize worth $1,000.
And since the US Internal Revenue Service requires a business to file and issue a 1099-MISC tax document if they give you more than $600 in a calendar year, if you win you might find yourself paying for some of those free Turbine Points.
Think I am kidding? Ask anybody who has ever been on Oprah’s Favorite Things episode. You get all that free stuff, then you get a 1099-MISC with the retail value listed on it and the IRS wants its cut of that income. Or something along those lines. From the instructions for the 1099-MISC form:
Box 3. Generally, report this amount on the “Other income” line of Form 1040 and identify the payment. The amount shown may be payments received as the beneficiary of a deceased employee, prizes, awards, taxable damages, Indian gaming profits, or other taxable income. See Pub. 525. If it is trade or business income, report this amount on Schedule C, C-EZ, or F (Form 1040).
The tax on ordinary income is 28% the last time I checked (less all those deductions, which includes the fee for the tax person to get you all those deductions) so you could, theoretically find the IRS looking for up to 28,000 of your Turbine Points, if you are in the worst possible tax situation. And then there is your state income tax, if you live in the right/wrong state. That could add up to another 10,000 Turbine Points.
Well, the cash equivalent thereof.
I don’t think the IRS wants the points any more than it wants the engine out of the new VW Beetle some people got on Oprah last week. But I like the idea of the IRS and the Franchise Tax Board with a fund of Turbine Points. What would they buy? Probably more storage space to hold the stuff they impound.
I know that, in the past, people have talked about the real world value of virtual currency. Edward Castronova has measured the… gross virtual product I suppose… of such currencies in virtual enconomies while Julian Dibbell, in his book Play Money tried to get the IRS to put a value on his virtual world earnings.
But that has generally been about virtual currencies which are controlled by companies that deny, quite vehemently, that they are convertible into real world money and actively seek to stop such conversions. (How many gold sellers has Blizzard banned to date?)
But now Turbine is giving away 100,000 units of a virtual currency which quite clearly has real world value. They sell it for real world currency. Even if we ignore the virtual currency dimension, it is something of value, a prime revenue stream for Turbine, that users buy to gain access to various aspects of the game.
Given that, is the IRS going to want a cut of the prize?
I don’t know, but I’m still entering the contest. I do know what I’ll do with the points I am allowed to keep after taxes.
LOTRO Cash Shop Now Takes… Cash November 17, 2010Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in Dungeons & Dragons Online, entertainment, Lord of the Rings Online.
Tags: Turbine, Turbine Points
Turbine sent me a note last week to inform me that I can now buy Turbine Points at Best Buy, GameStop, or Target. Turbine has a page on their site about it.
$10 gets you 600 Turbine Points… or 750 Turbine Points, depending on whether you accept the logic that the extra points are really free or not. 1.67, or even 1.33 cents per point seems a bit steep to me.
But you have to pay for the convenience of being able to break open your piggy bank and run down to Target to buy virtual currency.
A couple of years back, the head of Nexon said (at GDC if I recall right) that getting these cards in the stores was a gold mine for both the company and the retailer. But Nexon has cards at a lot more retailers than Turbine.
We’ll see if their cards are still available in a year I guess. If they are, they were probably a success.
And I still think it was a mistake for Turbine to make LOTRO Turbine Points and DDO Turbine Points separate.
One Month of LOTRO Free to Play October 8, 2010Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in Dungeons & Dragons Online, entertainment, Lord of the Rings Online.
A month has gone by since Lord of the Rings Online changed its business model and went live advertising itself as free to play.
I am not sure if enough time has elapsed to declare success, but things are certainly upbeat.
There is some contention over what constitutes free. There are some who are happy enough to be able to get into the game without handing over a credit card number, while others feel that if every single thing in the game is not attainable within the game without paying any money, then it is not free.
I even read something from one champion of the whole cash shop business plan concept decrying LOTRO for selling anything beyond fluff items.
Sure, the LOTRO Store has its share of fluff, appearance gear, house items, and even some special horses for a limited time.
I’m sure that the fact that these mounts are for sale will annoy somebody, since you have to work to get them in game.
But no matter what you sell in a game cash shop you will piss somebody off.
People who are perfectly content buying boxed expansions bristle at the idea of buying content.
People will fret about being able to buy uber elite gear, even though I have yet to see a cash shop that sold that sort of thing. It certainly isn’t available at the LOTRO Store. Not even basic equipment is available so far as I can tell, but my highest level character is only 40. The shop won’t show you things you cannot use… for the most part.
And, as a gaming company, if you sell only useless fluff then your accountant will start yelling at you because you won’t be able to pay the bills.
It is a fine balance and success is a day to day measure, because you could break faith or cause an uprising with the next item you add to your store.
But Turbine has some practice at this, what with Dungeons & Dragons Online being the darling of the free to play proponents, having made the transition from subscription and done very well. Or so we hear.
And now they have LOTRO in that league as well.
When it comes to the business model change, I’m somewhat indifferent. But then I can afford to be. Turbine has me covered.
Three and a half years ago I put down my $199 for a lifetime subscription and have been pretty happy with it ever since. I just want the game to survive because then I can keep playing. That I became a lifetime VIP member with this transition seemed like an excellent payoff.
Still, I had my hopes for the LOTRO Store when I saw I was going to be getting a stipend of 500 Turbine Points a month for my early investment. Considering that when buying said points that they can run anywhere from 0.7 cents to 1.75 cents a piece, I’m feeling pretty good.
The first thing I went after in the LOTRO Store was the upgraded horse for all of my characters in their 20s. Having the fast horse is nice as travel is simply part and parcel of the game. If you aspire to level up, you will see a lot of Middle-earth from ground level.
After that I spent some of my Turbine Points on individual vault space upgrades. I had been waiting for F2P to go live with a couple of my characters simply because they were out of space. Vault upgrades used to not only cost in-game currency, but were also level restricted. My two space constrained characters couldn’t have gotten more vault space no matter how much gold they had in game.
I didn’t go completely nuts on the individual vault space upgrades as I have a few alts and I could see that quickly eating up my entire pool of points. I did purchase an upgrade to shared storage, though upgrading that is a bit dear in price. On the other hand, it is also incredibly convenient, so perhaps it ought to be a bit pricey.
Then I found an unexpected use for my Turbine Points: Crafting.
When you craft, when you get into a particular tier you get the first batch of recipes for that tier right away, for free, no questions asked.
Generally the next set of recipes in a tier, which make equipment a couple of levels higher, is available from the crafting trainer for your profession.
But there seems to be, I have seen, two more sets of recipes. And for those you have to depend on drops or the auction house. Neither of those avenues are very satisfying. Drops are completely random off of sentient creatures and the auction house is… expensive. I hate to whine about price gouging… business is business… so let’s just say that there are people out there who seem determined to see how much the market will bear. That places them mostly out of my price range. When you have a gold and you wand six recipes that are up for a gold each, you’re probably going to end up doing without.
However, I found that some variation of those last two sets of recipes can be purchased through the LOTRO Store, and at pretty reasonable prices. I generally ignore the last set in a tier as it overlaps with the first set of the next tier, but the material requirements are pretty steep. But that third set, I went and snapped up the recipes I was missing.
And then there was crafting tools. You can buy the deluxe ones that give the best chance of a critical success through the LOTRO Store. That was a no-brainer. We had somebody in our Kinship who was making tools, but he disappeared (peers at Gaff through narrowed eyes) so we’re on our own.
So I found my sweet spots in the LOTRO Store.
And the game itself seems more lively. There are a lot more players running around in the starting and low level areas, what is essentially the free on all counts portion of the game. The chat channels have degraded somewhat. It isn’t Barrens chat yet, but you get at least one bozo a night that makes you wonder why you haven’t turned off OCC yet.
The instance group got into the Lone Lands about the time the business model changed, but a lot of people have caught up with us. People seem to either be okay spending some money on that as their first bit of paid for content, or they figured out that you can earn Turbine points in game to pay for it. The Lone Lands is only 350 Turbine Points, or less than half the price I paid for a 10 slot upgrade to shared storage, and you can earn 650 Turbine Points in the starting areas if you are diligent.
That will get you the Lone Lands and give you a start on the next area.
Other things have changed in the game, small things. The starting quests are a little different and if you are of the race of men, you get to meet Aragorn first thing.
The UI has been spiffed up a bit. The icons remain the same though. I’m not sure it is worth another attempt to make them better though. So many of us are used to the silly ones. There is a real art to making an icon that represents the concept you want to get across without becoming a literalistic parody of what you’re trying to say.
And I noticed that a lot of the vendor trash that drops from mobs has been renamed and sometimes given a different icon. The changed ones sound vaguely more useful, something you might actually be able to sell to a vendor. And some of them actually stack to 50 in your bags rather than the old stacks of 10.
But otherwise the game is pretty much the same. Turbine has been busy over the last three and a half years. And while it still does not have quite the same polished feel when it comes to mechanics like UI functionality and responsiveness, it is quite an improvement over how things felt back on day one.
Now if they could just make it so I don’t un-target the mob I am fighting if I accidentally click somewhere on the landscape, I’d be very happy.
How about you? Have you been back to Middle-earth since it went free to play?
[Addendum: Massively says things seem to be going well for LOTRO since the switch.]
The Wisdom of Facebook Ads September 5, 2010Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in Dungeons & Dragons Online, entertainment, Facebook, Humor.
Tags: Facebook Ads, Turbine
Simplicity itself! Stop playing BORING Games!
Now why didn’t I think of that.
The limitations of the medium show in this ad. They had so much they wanted to say in a limited space that they couldn’t even fit in the full name of the allegedly non-boring game they were pushing.
While Dungeons & Dragons may not necessarily be boring (depending on your group), the ad actually links to Dungeons & Dragons Online.
In what category is Dungeons & Dragons Online #1? They didn’t have room to elaborate on that either. And I’m not sure how “No download needed” isn’t a complete lie.
Finally, for the record, if I find a game boring, I pretty much stop playing of my own accord, generally without even much conci0us thought on the subject. I tend to just find myself doing other things.
Cryptic Calls My Forgotten Realms Bluff August 24, 2010Posted by Wilhelm Arcturus in Diablo III, Dungeons & Dragons Online, entertainment, MMO Design, TorilMUD.
Tags: Cryptic Studios, Dungeons & Dragons, Forgotten Realms, Guild Wars, Neverwinter, Runic Games, Torchlight II
Is Forgotten Realms good for everybody?
(Quiet you Dragonlance weenies!)
This is what Cryptic has to say about the game so far:
100 years have passed since the Spellplague consumed the world of Faerûn. Neverwinter, a once majestic city of magic and adventure upon the mighty Sea of Swords, is still being rebuilt from near total ruination. Even as new wonders of stone and iron rivaling ancient works are being raised by the hands of man, dwarf and elf, dark powers beyond reckoning vie for control of the land…
This is a world that promises death for the meek, glory for the bold and danger for all. This is the world of Neverwinter.
Neverwinter Nights Reborn
Continue the critically acclaimed adventure! The #1 best-selling Neverwinter Nights series of PC RPGs returns with an epic Dungeons & Dragons storyline, next-generation graphics, a persistent world, and accessible content creation tools.
Enter a world ravaged by the Spellplague. Wrest victory from the claws of darkness and battle the greatest of civilization’s enemies in and around Neverwinter, a storied and ancient city upon Faerûn’s Sea of Swords.
Challenging, Complex, Classic
Epic gameplay and action rooted firmly in the best traditions of the RPG genre await those heroes courageous enough to brave the Spellplague and all that it has ravaged.
Build a Fantasy
Easy-to-grasp adventure creation tools empower users. Bring compelling quests to life and build challenging levels! Share creations with the entire world in-game. Become a part of the existing Dungeons & Dragons universe… Then build a new one.
Play Together or Die Alone
Encounter dangerous foes and perilous environments. Work with others, strategically, to overcome nightmares, demons, monsters, and beasts of legend.
World Without End
Neverwinter features co-operative multiplayer in an ever-evolving, persistent world where Dungeons & Dragons adventurers quest alongside thousands of other warriors, rogues, wizards and faithful avengers.
New D&D, Beloved D&D
Neverwinter is a true Dungeons & Dragons experience based on the acclaimed 4th Edition rules — a first of its kind!
A Legend Arises
Unprecedented character customization as only Cryptic can deliver. Imagine a hero, make a hero, become a hero.
This is pretty much what I have been asking for.
We’ll see how the D&D 4th edition rule set gets translated… that is always a leap of faith… but it couldn’t end up that bad, right?
And now, here we are.
Certainly, there are aspects to this concept that interest me.
- Forgotten Realms
My favorite D&D campaign setting ever!
- Based around events in an R.A. Savatore story line
He’s the man for Forgotten Realms fiction… but doesn’t he work with Curt Schilling? How do you explain that one to the head man?
- Cryptic Studios
If nothing else, I want to see the fantasy RPG version of their character creator. That should practically be a stand alone game in and of itself. And if they’ve learned other lessons, so much the better.
- Content Creation Tools
Yes, there is the 90% crap rule, but if they can figure out how to promote the good stuff so we can find it, this could be worthwhile.
- Did I say Forgotten Realms already?
Oh yeah, still excited about that!
- Not an MMORPG
Jack says “I wouldn’t say MMORPG at all — Neverwinter is a cooperative RPG.”
So where will Neverwinter stand then in the grand scheme of things? And how does “not an MMORPG” fit in with their statement under “World Without End” I quoted above?
Is this just positioning, a “Neverwinter is not WoW” message?
Will it be “not an MMO” the way Guild Wars and Dungeons & Dragons Online are “not” MMOs, lacking as they do the shared, persistent world?
Will it be a step closer to the Dragon Age segment of the fantasy gaming world?
Or will it fall closer to Diablo III and Torchlight II?
And how will we be paying for this game, whatever it ends up being?
I will certainly want to keep an eye on this new game. We’ll see if my calls for a real Forgotten Realms MMO were a bluff or not. And, if nothing else, I always like to see how the game that ships lines up with the first press release.
Meanwhile, the last time I was in Neverwinter, it looked like this:
Not exactly impressive, but that was the way things were back in the day when I played TorilMUD regularly, and I enjoyed it immensely at the time.