Zek-alypse Now – 1

A recreation of a parody I wrote in a guild forum ages ago.

Qeynos, shit. I’m still only in Qeynos.

Every time I think I’m going to wake up back in the Orcish wastes.

When I was home after my first quest, it was worse.

 I’d wake up and there’d be nothing… I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to an annulment.

When I was here I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the wastes.

I’ve been here a week now. Waiting for a quest update, getting softer.

Every minute I stay in this inn room I get weaker.

And every minute the Deathfist squat in the bush they gets stronger.

Each time I look around the walls move in a little tighter.

Everyone gets everything he wants.

I wanted a quest, and for my sins they gave me  one. Brought it up to me like the serving wench.

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