A tale of a dwarf and his shopping cart.
Full of hope at the start of the day. The promise of fresh provisions draws him on to the shopping ahead of him.
As he moves about town, his hope begins to fade. He moves from vendor to vendor, leaving each shop with an empty cart.
He wonders if the war with Mordor has swallowed up everything. The fields seem full and game is plentiful, yet the shelves are bare no matter where he goes.
Driven nearly to despair, our heroic shopper discovers the true nature of his cart. It was taken from the Safeway of Angmar and it lays a curse on whoever possesses it beyond the limits of its parking lot. Knowing now what he must now do, he sets out his quest.
He abandons the cart at the first run down goblin apartment complex he comes across. He leaves it by one of the goblin patios. Over several days it moves about the complex, ending up out back near the dumpster.
Eventually the apartment complex manger, unable to get anybody to come down from Angmar to retrieve the cart, uses it to haul around his tools. Later, when Mordor is thrown down and Sauron defeated, the front left wheel develops a wobble that he can never quite fix. And so he goes on with his life, pushing his tools around in a cart that shakes and pulls annoyingly to the left, and never knowing why.