So somewhere a rumor started that I might be a dwarf in real life.
A long list of dwarf characters I have played in various MMOs was put together and the question asked.
You would think a simple look at my avatar picture would be enough.
Okay, maybe it does not give enough perspective to tell height and such, plus it is a couple of years old.
So, to rectify this and put the whole ugly rumor to rest, I changed my avatar to a picture taken only last week.
This should conclusively prove that I am not a dwarf.
Well, yes, I am wearing the Horned Stahlhelm of Ironforge.
I was able to get that because I am revered in Ironforge.
Hey, I’m not the only non-dwarf so honored.
Yes, I also have a beard.
Not a real, dwarvish beard of course, not being a dwarf.
No, I did not tuck the rest of the beard under my tabbard!
And while I appear to about to shout something, I am pretty sure it isn’t “For Loch Modan!”
Look, I am quite clearly standing in Stormwind in this picture! You never see dwarves in Stormwind… much.
Okay, I’ll get back to you on this.