All I Wanted Was a Bunny

I started off the week grousing about how World of Warcraft’s Noblegarden event had devolved into a cut-throat rendition of Lord of the Brightly Colored Flies in Goldshire.

But now I stand at this end of the week wearing a pair of bunny ears with the title “The Noble” appended to my name… and a pet bunny… we must not forget the bunny.

The first thing I did was get the hell out of Goldshire.  I actually spent time hunting eggs in Kharanos, Dolanaar, and Azure Watch to see which would be the most fruitful location.

Azure Watch turned out to be the place of choice, though not for the first reason you might think.

Certainly it was less crowded than Goldshire.  But it was only slightly less populated than Kharos and about on par with Dolanaar.  But Azure Watch has one feature that makes in the superior location: Geography.

Azure Watch is laid out on the top of a little hill in a circle.  This gives it two obvious “tracks” to run around, one outside the buildings and one inside the buildings. None of the other areas have such an obvious course, much less two courses, to run and none of them have such an obvious geographic boundary that defines where the eggs are.

So rather than the whole egg hunt becoming a camp-fest, people were actually running around to pick up eggs.  And when you get everybody in motion the whole thing is a lot less of a drag.  Granted, I wouldn’t want to make Noblegarden my main activity in WoW, but the egg stakeout in Goldshire was just painful in comparison.

And thus I managed, in a single evening, to collect all of the eggs I needed for the chocolate consumption achievements.

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I also got all the items as drops, which enabled me to knock out all of the other achievements as well as look very silly.

Vikund the Noble

Vikund the Noble

And I got the bunny!

I am the pink bunny, the pet is the brown and white

I am the pink bunny, the pet is the brown and white

The hardest achievement of all turned out to be putting the bunny ears on one female representative of each of the playable races in the game.  You suddenly realize that there are not so many female orcs or trolls running around.  I had to go to Dalaran to do that part of the achievement, which meant doing it on the iMac since my video card still chokes on the place.

Fortunately there were a few people on my server with female horde characters who parked them in Dalaran to help people out with that achievement.  That helped a lot and probably took the pressure off of a lot of other players.  I can imagine it getting a bit creepy finding that Blizzard has made your troll female suddenly in demand server-wide!

All the rest of the achievements, once you had the right bits and pieces, were a matter of travel and finding a bit of help.  So, soon I was ennobled.

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This was only the second time any of my characters have ever bothered to enter the zone Silithus.  And the last time was for the Lunar Festival to talk to one of the elders by the inn out there.

Of course, the next evening I had to get on my daughter’s account and get her the bunny as well.  Back to Azure Watch!

I was surprised when I started doing the egg hunt with my daughter’s character.  The achievements were identical.  I would have thought, since she plays a female character, that some of them would have been reversed.  You know, like wearing a dress and kissing somebody in a tuxedo or running around and putting bunny ears on a male from each of the player races in the game.  Certainly this sort of turn-about would have gone some ways towards blunting some of the criticism about the sexist and/or Playboy Mansion overtones of the event. (Putting bunny ears on level 18+ females?)

But I ran around and got her a bunny, the ears, and a good supply of eggs.

Then the next night, while my wife was off at a PTA meeting, I told my daughter about the bunny, so she wanted to see it, which lead to more egg hunting and I got out yet another character and ran in circles around Azure Watch until he got his own bunny and had all he needed to finish off the whole chain of achievements and get the title.

Not that I am sure he can finish it any time soon.  Not only does he face the bunny ear problem, but while it was pretty easy for a level 74 to travel all over to finish up the achievements, when you are level 32 it is a different story.  My little druid got about 50 yards outside of Tanaris on his way to Un’goro Crater before he had to flee back to safety.  I’ll have to get back to that with him another time.  It was still worth it to see his scowling visage topped by a pair of bunny ears.

Hey, four ears!

Hey, four ears!

That is how I ended up spending my time during Noblegarden.  And now it is Children’s Week.  More achievements to conquor.

7 thoughts on “All I Wanted Was a Bunny

  1. Darraxus

    I got the rabbit ears and pet on my main, and my fiancee was cool enough to grind the eggs to get my 58 mage the tome of polymorph.

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  2. Drew Shiel

    With some help from higher-level guildmates to get me to the deserts and Un’Goro, I was able to get the title for a level 17 shadow priest.

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  3. smart001

    Do you have an addon that screenshots your achievements? You always seem to time it perfectly if you don’t.

    I got the title on my main, my wife on her 60 warrior.

    I knew I wanted a mage, so I created one, then went to silvermoon and got enough eggs to buy Tome of Polymorph Bunny. My level one BELF Mage has the tome now.

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  4. Wilhelm2451 Post author

    No, no addon for achievements, I am just handy with the Print Scrn key. And the achievement does stay up for a few seconds. Also I had three or four chances at capturing some of those achievement pops. And, sometimes, I make sure and time things so I know when I am going to get the pop.

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  5. smart001

    I am not so handy with the prntscrn, so I downloaded an addon called achievementsnap. It is really good and does not cause lag during the snaps.

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