Reads, interprets,and editorializes in any case.
“This is George. He lived in an obscene, overwhelming jungle where murder is the norm. And also, he could not help it. He was a murderer too.”
–Werner Herzog, or somebody pretending to be him
The Ancient Gaming Noob
Veni, Vidi, Scripsi
The Ancient Gaming Noob 
Passing this along to my fiance, I think her 1st graders will enjoy this version of the tale.
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not realy Herzog i would say, but close.
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Clearly not WH, but an amusing attempt to inflict the nature of his cinematic themes onto a beloved children’s story.
This, by the way, is not dramatically different than how I used to read some such stories to my daughter. I had a habit of pointing out absurdities and illogical situations. The making of a skeptic.
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Does that mean Klaus Kinski is the man with the yellow hat?
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Oh yeah. I would pay to see him in that role. Screw that Will Ferral voice for TMitYH, I want something more along the lines of Lope de Aguirre.
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That’s scary. Marxist monkeys.
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Very strange intonation))
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