Mani the Parakeet, who pick the Dutch, was too stunned by this result to issue a statement.
Meanwhile, a bunch of European players ran around a really big field in South Africa for nearly two hours and only managed to get the ball in one of those huge net once. There were so many yellow cards I thought they we re-enacting the Duct War of Independence.
Now back to important things, like killing orcs and preserving user privacy.
[Of course, Yahoo wants to know, what is next for Paul?]