Vast Goon Conspiracy Ensnares Even Its Foes!

The Goons, not content to infiltrate CCP and subvert democracy, have apparently co-opted their foes on and off the Council of Stellar Management as well.

Take CSM member Tredbor Daehdoow, who was, in his own words, the target of Goon smear campaign as part of the last CSM election.

Tredbor, who had this to say about the Goon’s CSM goals.

And that is exactly why The Mittani and his buddies are running for CSM. He’s realized that it is actually very, very effective at influencing CCP, and he wants to try to use it as a vehicle to advance his own petty in-game interests, at the expense of the vast majority of the players of EVE.

And while he managed to overcome the Goon onslaught and get elected to the 6th CSM, he is probably in the corner of, “Goons are bad, mmkay?”

And yet Tredbor seems to be pretty much on board with The Mittani’s views about the lack of focus on Flying in Space (FiS) development in the game, as stated in the now famous/infamous Nuclear Winter Goon CEO update.

The Mittani speaks... and he has a cool icon!

And there is Shadoo, who is not on the CSM but who is, The Mittani says, “…at the moment, my enemy,” and who seems to see merit in the goals of the agenda of the Goons.

Apart from the first few paraghraphs feeding the new found pubbie empire, that is a pretty good stab at where EVE is at and what needs to be looked at. A good CEO update for sure.

Microfixes are no longer enough to keep this aging game afloat, radical changes are needed which I have no doubt CCP will not have the balls or the resources to commit to without a strong as fuck kick in the ass.

Nerfs focus on fixing shit in isolation, but unless you address the core of the issue the imbalance will simply shift to something new. Just like it did with supers.

So you have to admire the guile and power of the Goons and their CEO/Spymaster, The Mittani. They are apparently unstoppable in their drive to get what they want, able to turn their foes to their point of view and subvert the company itself.

We might as well just change the company name from CCP, Crowd Control Productions, to GCP, Goon Controlled Productions and declare the age of  Pax Goonicana… Goonaria… Goonatopia… hrmm… the Empire of the Goons!

Unless, of course, they actually have some sort of legitimate point that resonates with their friends and foes alike in 0.0 space. (Along with some people at CCP who care about that aspect of the game.)  In which case this might just be another example in the long, long tradition of a specific sub-group within a game complaining as loudly as they can manage that the company just doesn’t get it.

But EVE is a sandbox, and especially so in 0.0 space, so the content is all player driven.  They couldn’t possibly need anything beyond the most minor changes related to FiS.

It is obviously a Goon conspiracy.  Damn them!

[Addendum: More on “What The Mittani Wants” in an interview over at MMORPG.com.]

[Addendum 2: And there is a humorous take on the whole thing.]

6 thoughts on “Vast Goon Conspiracy Ensnares Even Its Foes!

  1. Jaggins

    I think it is fair to say that most older players are sad that EVE development was sidetracked for space barbies, which was really a testbed for vaporware vampire barbies.

    It’s not a conspiracy, it is a natural reaction by a playerbase betrayed by CCP. They should have maintained full steam dev work on EVE and just tacked on the experimental Incarna features. The sub drops show what players want, I hope CCP is agile enough to produce it.

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  2. Stabs

    I don’t mind at all that they want to develop other games, just as Trion, SOE and Blizzard are doing.

    It is disappointing though when after waiting 6 months for an expansion what we get is a bit of a damp squib.

    The ones before I really liked. I like Farmville in Space, aka Planetary Interaction. I like Incursions, it’s awesome being able to play Eve in random pugs for the first time ever.

    But Incarna? What changed? We got a cash shop no one wants to buy stuff from and a docking bay feature everyone turned off. We got nothing. I don’t mind at all that they bring such features in but I don’t want them brought in at the expense of stuff we’d enjoy.

    Having said that if the Winter expansion is the nullsec revamp it looks awesome so far. I don’t like the influence of Goons at CCP HQ but I do like the changes themselves however they’re being brought about.

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  3. Aufero

    Incarna wasn’t an expansion, it was a test of some features for future expansions. If they’d called it that in the first place, they’d have gotten much less flak.

    I haven’t paid much attention to The Mittani. (Is the definite article his title, or part of his name, or what?) His ego generally drives me off before I can get around to his message.

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  4. Wilhelm Arcturus Post author

    Oh, believe me, I am an empire space hamster and Incarna offered up pretty much nothing beyond the long overdue agent finder. And then they went and “simplified” agent types and left me in the middle of a pack of suddenly non-combat agents.

    I had to travel 5 systems to find a combat agent just to look at the combat art changes.

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  5. pkudude99

    @Aufero – In EVE, the entire name is your identifier, unlike most MMO’s where just the 1st name is. As a result, “The Mittani” is his EVE name. No more, no less.

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