Returning to EWN-2U a Year Later

A year ago I was posting about what was really my first big fight in null sec.  I had been on some fleet ops previously, but had either been so lost, or the fights had been so fast, that I barely knew what was going on.  So up to that point I had only really experienced the joy of POS shoots.

And then came EWN-2U.

White Noise was all but gone and the CFC was rubbing up against Raiden in the Branch region.  The war in the north was entering its second stage, which ended up with the restoration of the Razor Alliance to the Tenal region.

Drake fleet was the new doctrine, and one that seemed made for me, since I had already maxed out almost all of the Drake related skills.  Time dilation was a new thing.

And all of this came together at EWN-2U, a sprawling battle with hundreds of ships engaged.  I even made a YouTube video about what I saw at the battle.  And I got on my first ship kill mail.

Fun stuff!

Fast forward exactly one year to the day and there I was again in EWN-2U.

One of the newer Goonwaffe FCs, Fyzick, wanted to get out our spaceships, get a fleet formed, and get a fight because, contrary to what some might say, fleet battles are good, m’kay.

EWN-2U isn’t the front line of a conflict any more.  It is the Branch territory of the SpaceMonkey’s Alliance, which puts it in the middle of a whole bunch of CFC alliances.

In that brown spot of Monkey poo

It is in that brown spot of Monkey poo

However, it is just a few jumps in from Venal, and NPC held section of null sec, which I guess is what explains The Retirement Club (which is made up of former Band of Brothers players it seems, and which has the excellent alliance ticker “401k”) having a tower in the system.

(And hey, look, my alliance, TNT, is now three purple dots on the map… though I still just live in that northern most dot.)

So the plan was to get a fleet together and go shoot at their tower in EWN-2U until they came out to tell us to get the hell off of their lawn… or something.

But that meant getting a fleet together, which took some time.  I saw a call for a Drake fleet go out over Jabber just as we were getting ready to have dinner at our house.  I was kind of bummed, as it looked like I was going to miss a fleet op.  We had dinner, watched Modern Family, cleaned up, and then I went back to my computer to find that the fleet was still forming.

So I grabbed one of my still-insured Drakes and joined up.  The timing was just about right, as the fleet looked to be getting under way at last with a complement of ~56 ships, of which about half were Drakes.  Those of us in VFK met up with the contingent from Branch along the way, arriving as a group in EWN-2U, where we started in on the tower defenses.

We knocked the defense guns offline, then started poking at the tower.  We flew around and around the bubble, missiles flying.  Roland Hova put a movie on SyncTube, the hilariously bad live-action Dragon Ball, so we could all watch together.  The tower slowly lost shields.  A handful of Drakes makes for a long POS shoot.  A friend in Capswarm asked what we thought we were doing, shooting towers without inviting them.  They live for tower shoots I guess.

The movie ended.  I had coms running through my speakers as was playing Prose with Bros on the iPad.  The tower dropped below the 85% mark.  A video of Blazing Bunny’s recent op was linked, which had a titan doomsday shot in it.  A discussion about what the next movie ought to be started (I think Frankenhooker was winning out).  And then word was passed along that The Retirement Club titan had logged on.  One of their pilots in a cyno fit Falcon had already been shadowing us.  It looked like action might be imminent.

We shook out our formation a bit, aligned for a planet, and got ready…. and nothing happened.  So we went back to shooting the tower.

As the tower dropped below 80%, word came that a cyno was up in an adjacent system.  hostiles were bridging in and would be headed our way.

Fyzick told us to align and then jump to “four four,” which my brain, only half paying attention, translated as “planet 4, moon 4,” as in “Jita 4-4.”  And so there was a few moments of confusion for me as I realized that planet 4 only had a single moon.  Most of the rest of the fleet warped off, and I decided to just warp to Fyzick, which brought me to the 4-48K1 gate. (Which my brain would have gone to if the phrase “four tack four” had been used.)

We anchored up on Fyzick just as reds began appearing on grid.

Things started off well.  We knocked off some of their logistics support and a couple of Muninns.  However, the reds soon got their act together and started knocking us off in return.  A limited logistics was working hard, but unless you were very quick to call for shield reps, you were dead.  I got primaried and my Drake was into armor before I clicked the button and was flying along in my pod before any help could possibly come.  The Drake went boom.

At least it was still insured.  The down side was that the Drake was an older one, and wasn’t of the current fleet doctrine fit, which means no reimbursement for me.  That will teach me to head off in a hurry I guess.

I headed out of the bubble we were in and headed for home, left alone in the fight.  While a slow pod trip home was annoying, I am now up to clone grade Tau, which means every time I lose a pod it is 30 million ISK.  That stings a bit.

As I scooted away, it became clear, listening to coms that the battle was not going our way.  Fyzick said he made an error at one point that caused us to, in his words, get “dumpstered.”  The result in EWN-2U was 27 ships lost for us.  There were a number of cheap frigates on that list, as well as the now-expenable Drakes, but also Roland Hova’s command ship.

In return we knocked down 10 Muninns and Scimitars, which are pricey, so the ISK balance wasn’t as bad as the ship count, but we still lost.

Fyzick was still upbeat on the way home.  He said he learned from the action, thanked us all for coming out, and was keen to try another trip.  Having a few more Drakes sitting in the hanger, I am up for that sort of mission again.

It wasn’t the epic battle of a year ago, but it was a nice little fight.  And in the absence of a “real” war, it is all we have.

Screen shots of the mission.

2 thoughts on “Returning to EWN-2U a Year Later

  1. Stabs

    It’s posts like this that have the rest of Eve somewhat baffled.

    You went out on a structure grind, something Mittens swears is Hell on Earth and no one should ever do and – gasp – had a great time.

    I totally get and applaud the desire not to fight a side that can beat you, it’s just all the blatant spin that has us questioning your current party line/


  2. Wilhelm Arcturus Post author

    @Stabs – The rest of EVE? Have you been elected to speak for the rest of EVE now? And are you on the “CFC and HBC won’t entertain us all by fighting a huge bloody war so they suck!” wagon as well?

    What we did in the post above was NOT a structure grind. We kicked somebody’s tower so it would send emails to the directors so they would come out and fight us. That has about as much relationship to a real structure grind as a teddy bear has to a full grown grizzly bear. And even so, we could only get 56 ships in fleet, when there were hundreds of CFC people online. Memories of past sov wars in that reaction.

    A structure grind in a real sov war, like we last had against Northern Coalition in Tribute, means timers and structure shoots and form ups, and 500 ship ops every night, night after night, until one side loses because the prospect of being blue-balled on another timer that will just get reset again anyway makes their pilots stop logging in.

    I went on a bunch of those ops. I didn’t write about many of them because “hey, we put something in reinforce again in the same system for the 8th time” is dull even to write about.

    It is very difficult to move forward in a sov grind against a determined enemy who can field numbers on a regular basis, or who can work against you in your off hours. Wars only get won, and sov taken, when the defenders just stop showing up.

    Go find the posts on EN24 and The Mittani about the end of the war in Tribute and why NC gave up. There is a little bit in there about numbers imbalance… fights are fun, even imbalanced ones… and a lot about structure grind and how that was not fun.

    So sitting there safely, complaining that the CFC won’t dance for your amusement sounds kind of whiny from where I live.

    I like the goad there in your comment. You didn’t come right out and go, “Chicken! Bwak bwak bwak!” but still managed to say the CFC is afraid.


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