Daily Archives: April 15, 2014

Siphon Extortion – Working as Intended

Our alliance chief sent out a pastebin over coms the other day featuring a “nice towers, shame if something happened to them” extortion approach.  (Name replaced with SG for “some guy,” which is his approximate level of notoriety.)

SG > 250 mil a week and i leave tnt towers alone.
SG > Will save you lots of money...
SG > hmm...  or i could just go all out on you guys.
SG > But let us negtiate. how much are you willing 
     to pay for peace of mind, not having to check 
     towers every day

The whole thing went on and on with lots of threats and bluster and claims that TNT is the laughing stock of the CFC… a position I always thought FA… or maybe SMA… held.  But whatever.

This bit of comedy was enabled by the addition of small deployable structures in Rubicon, specifically the mobile siphon unit.

Mobile Siphon Unit deployed

Mobile Siphon Unit deployed

I sort of felt that the mobile siphon unit showed up a bit late in the EVE Online timeline.  Imagine how much use they would have gotten back in the days when “moon goo” was a primary source of income?  Instead siphons ended up on the scene over two months after even the Goons decided to join the null sec slumlord trend and launched the Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere.  That, plus the Brothers of Tangra and Northern Associates renter space now represents more than 900 systems (over a quarter of null, which clocked in at 3,524 systems the last I heard)  and colors a pretty large swath of null sec space on the influence map.

Null Sec - April 14, 2014

Null Sec – April 14, 2014

Moons still get mined though, and they do provide income.  And money drives conflict, so this extortion attempt was born.

We were, naturally enough, not buying what this guy was selling.  Hell, we get a reward when we find siphons on our moons.  Seed more of them, I’ll start looking in earnest.  I could always use a bit of extra ISK.  Add in the fact that he is in the Mordu’s Angels noob feeder corp… we’re actively fighting them right now according to the recent CEO update… and it seemed unlikely to succeed from the get go.  Giving your foes money when you do not have to is rank foolishness.

Such is life in EVE Online.

Coming Soon: Alamo teechs u 2 play LOTRO

With the announcement that Lord of the Rings Online will be introducing Beornings, the shape shifters/skin changers from The Hobbit, to the game, it can only be a matter of time before Alamo, teacher of all thing durid in World of Warcraft brings his lessons to Middle-earth.

The draft so far starts off with:

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ALAMOES COMPLEET BERONIGS INSTURCKSHUN

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1) OK, Sum beronigs is bare

almobear1

2) Tehm whos bare, can B 4 tank:

m1a1tankahi

ONLY BERONIGS DONT HAF SUM PEEPS IN THE HEAD AND A GUNZ LOL!

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We will have to wait and see how that develops.

Meanwhile, the actual announcement around Beronigs… erm… Beornings… is pretty sparse so far.  The actual quote from the Producer’s Letter:

Of Bears and Bees
Recently we confirmed that LOTRO will be releasing a new class this year. I’m pleased to announce that this class is the Beorning! This will be LOTRO’s first class since the Mines of Moria expansion introduced the Warden and Rune-keeper.

Beornings are noted in The Lord of the Rings trilogy as a race of Man, with close origins to the Rohirrim and the Men of Dale. Most Men are not shape-changers, so we envision the Beorning as a light armor casting class with a focus on control of the battlefield. When a Beorning gathers sufficient rage, they may transform into a mighty bear.

We’ll be sharing early class designs with the new Players Council. Expect more details later this year, as the class progresses through alpha and beta.

A light armor casting class that may, upon building up sufficient rage, transform into a mighty bear?  Alamo may need a re-write.  Or maybe Turbine does.  I am not sure that we have enough information to make sense of this new class yet.  Is it really a class, or a race, or both?

And what do we do with this guy now?

And what do we do with this guy now?

Does LOTRO need a new class?   Is this a way to get the current player base to play through old content, and maybe to sell a few of their “on again, off again” Gift of the Valar level boosts, in this year of no expansion? (Though you still have to play through Moria onward even with the boost.)

Of course, as a casual Lifetime subscriber who keeps playing through the original 2007 content, I might not be Turbine’s key demographic target.  I was happy enough with the quirky old class structure and didn’t think the game needed to go to a specs and talent trees format that seemed to be copied from a 2006 version of WoW.  But the kids seem to like it, and it isn’t like I am spending any money on LOTRO these days.

A bear with a plan!

A bear with a plan!

Is a new class, plus a few high end content updates, enough to keep LOTRO fresh in 2014?

Or will the Beornings be the “Cousin Oliver” to the “Brady Bunch” that the rest of the classes form?

And what will the people who complained about loremasters casting more magic in pursuit of a single quest than occurred in all of the Lord of the Rings say about a mass of Beornings appearing in the fields of Middle-earth?  Bears, bears bears?