Monthly Archives: May 2014

May in Review

The Site

Let’s talk about spam comments!  Won’t that be fun?

The ratio of spam comments to legitimate comments here has been pretty consistent over the years.

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Yes, 98% of the comments that hit this blog are spam.  (But if 99% of everything is crap, what does that say about half of the legit comments?)  The numbers are ~26 thousand real comments to ~1.2 million spam comments.

When you read that number, 1.2 million, you probably feel sorry for me thinking that I somehow have filtered out all those spam comments on my own.  The mere thought of that  is probably enough to put someone off starting a blog.

But it is not that bad.

Comment spam here is filtered through a Akismet, a WordPress plugin, and it is pretty effective.  For me, comment spam comes in three flavors.

The first is spam that Akismet knows is spam.  I never see any of that.  It just gets disappeared, never to bother me.  Most of the time that represents 90% of the 98%.

The third is spam that completely gets past Akismet.  These end up in the moderation queue and I deal with them individually.  Over the life of the blog there have been 1,318 comments up for moderation which I have had to mark as spam myself.  Not bad out of 1.2 million I suppose.  Legitimate comments, usually in the moderation queue because it is a first time comment from somebody or because Bhagpuss has come up with a new way to spell his name, get cleared and posted to the blog.

And then there is the middle zone, the second flavor, the comments that Akismet believes to be spam, but not with enough certainty to just delete outright.  It keeps than for me in a spam queue so I can review it.  Legitimate comments do sometimes end up in there, 167 in total over the life of the blog.  This is why I try to go through this queue regularly rather than just emptying it.  Most of the time I could safely, but there is on occasion a real comment mixed in.  And there are usually only somewhere between 5 and 30 comments in this queue on any given day, so it is no big deal.

However, for about the last three weeks there had been a change in the balance.  According to Akismet’s stats, there was a big spike in spam in May, but that was because April was unusually low in spam comments.  Otherwise May hasn’t been that out of line with the three months before that for total spam.  And there were months in 2013 that saw as much as three-fold greater numbers of spam comments.

But the spammers must have been re-arming with something new for May, because the middle zone, the spam comment that gets queued up so I can review it has gone up dramatically.  Just today there were 600+ in the queue for me when I got up this morning, and less than eight hours later there are 700+ lurking in the queue.  And I do not appear to be alone in seeing this.

Given the total spam numbers Akismet is showing for May, it appears to be literally putting all spam in the queue for review.

So I have had to change my review process for the time being to just search on the names of a couple of people who comment regularly, but whom get stuck in the spam queue for reasons unknown, and dumping the rest of the queue sight unseen.  And even that has problems.  WordPress craps out about half the time when trying to dump more than a couple hundred spam comments from the queue.  It is annoying.

Anyway, that has been the administrative fun time here this month.  If I missed a comment of yours in the spam queue accidentally, I apologize.

One Year Ago

I celebrated the five year anniversary of a blog.  No, not this one.

EVE Online turned 10 (I even made a movie) and reminded us of its true nature, while DUST 514 finally went live for real.

Somebody was saying that there had only ever been two successful MMOs, EverQuest and World of Warcraft.

I checked up on the Newbie Blogger Initiative to see who survived their first year of blogging.

Camelot Unchained made its Kickstarter goal one day before their campaign ended.   Success at the last minute is still success.

The project code named Titan was rumored to have been pushed out to 2016.  Meanwhile Activision-Blizzard announced that WoW had shed 1.3 million subscribers, dropping to 8.3 million total.  And then there was the problems with the Diablo III economy.  Rough times.

The XBox One was announced.  Or the name was.  I didn’t like it.

I made a chart about the relative natures of MMO economies.  I was also musing about dangerous travel.

We were starting to peek into NeverWinter as a possible game for the instance group, in hopes that we might have a hiatus from our long hiatus.  We also played a bit of Need for Speed: World.

Rift, ostensibly the game the instance group was playing (and which I was still playing a bit of), announced it was going free to play, which made me mutter about revenue models again.

Our EVE Online corp decided to go play some Lord of the Rings Online, and so my relationship with Middle-earth continued and I was quickly in the Lone Lands.

And finally, I wrote a bit about the first computer game I ever played, which lead to some charts about my video gaming timeline.

Five Years Ago

I was able to expose the true conspiracy behind the EuroGamer Darkfall review.  Powerful forces have been suppressing this story ever since.

Meanwhile, EverQuest was celebrating its 10 year anniversary by putting up a new server.  Polled on what it should be, people chose the 51/50 rule set.  I’m sure that, somehow, that say something about MMOs and nostalgia.  And did anybody go play on that new server?  How did it work out?

I went back and played some Blizzard classics, Diablo II and StarCraft, both of which have patches now that mean you do not need the CD to play.  This was prompted by Blizzard’s pushing people towards Battle.net and the announcement of the opt-in for the StarCraft II beta.  I opted in right away.  I hear that some people got in to the beta almost a year later. *cough*

In New Eden, it was new ship time, as I picked up both an Orca and a Buzzard.  I also managed to lose my Cerebus.   Oops.

And speaking of EVE Online, it was a year ago that I announced my one year experiment, EVE Online Pictures.  That site is now six years old.

The instance group was moving along slowly.  We did hit Azjol Nerub, but vacations and such kept us down to four people, so we spent a bit of time back in Burning Crusade doing heroics and generally messing around.  That included our run into Ogrimmar to do Ragefire Chasm.

Playboy’s “Massively Casual Online Game” Playboy Manager was announced.  The game was supposed to launch in the summer of 2009 according to the press release.  The site for the game was still there (go Google it, not sure if it is still around) but it still mentions signing up for beta invites.  Casual might refer to the development plan I guess.

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Most Viewed Posts in May

  1. A Consolidation of Empires
  2. Running Civilization II on Windows 7 64-bit
  3. Considering Star Wars Galaxies Emulation? Better Grab a Disk!
  4. Is the Learning Cliff EVE’s Biggest Problem These Days?
  5. Worst Sith Ever – Escape from Korriban
  6. Level 85 in EverQuest… Now What?
  7. Pantheon: Just Brad has Fallen
  8. Tackling in Syndicate
  9. Quote of the Day – Getting the Dev’s Attention
  10. The Mighty Insta-90 Question – Which Class to Boost?
  11. Civilization – The Big Map
  12. Pandaria – Jade and Ale

Search Terms of the Month

Unstinting porn galleries
[Totally! Screw those stinting porn galleries!]

did blizzard cancel warlords of draenor?
[No, it is just in a timeline far, far away.]

“oculus rift” “clockwork orange”
[Pretty much Facebook’s plan, I’m sure.]

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[How does that even get you here? It should get you there. Wait, are you using Bing?]

gratuitous linkage
[We love nothing more around here!]

Civilization V

The multiplayer game of Civ V, now on the big map, continues forward.  The couple hours a week that the group plays tends to whet the appetite rather than sate it, so I have been playing more Civ V during the rest of the week.  Single player matches do not really lend themselves to a blog narrative though.  What would I say?  The AI is erratic, the game is bloated and slow, and while I like the game, the way certain mechanics like happiness were handled this time around annoy me.  I think Civ II still might be my favorite.

EVE Online

Lack of a war in null sec would seem to mean lack of things to do… or at least a lack of things to do that  I enjoy.  I enjoy operations that have a mission, a goal.  Sitting on a gate to gank random passers by seems dull by comparison.  Just me, I know.  Lots of people enjoy gate ganks.  Fortunately, there has been no shortage of nightly ops of late, generally to clean up bits of null sec in our area of influence that were infested by NPC null sec players while we were away in the south.  That may eventually wind down though, and then what will happen?  If there is nothing, then boredom will prompt an implosion or two.  That alone can lead to war.

Star Wars: The Old Republic

I actually downloaded this and played through the starter zone.  I got up to level 11 and to the next planet.  And then I sort of stopped.  I still log in a bit, but I do not find the game very compelling.  I do not come home aching to log in.  Rather, I log in after I have played some WoW and when there is no op current for EVE.  It isn’t bad, I just don’t find it very engaging as yet, though I have to admit the obligatory voice acting for every quest does wear me down some, even when I space-bar skip through them.  I will give them points for using in-game art assets for that, but the animations look awkward and wooden when used for long stretches of dialog.

World of Warcraft

I have been playing a bit more WoW this month, though mostly solo.  The instance group is heading towards its usual summer hiatus with people going on vacation.  The patch update that brought in more levels for gear got me to get out my level 90 hunter and return to Timeless Isle.  That has been fun.  And the current “double your valor points” buff has a lot of people out and playing.  And it looks like “scenarios with level 90 alts” might be part of the summer plan.  We shall see.  It is still a long way to Draenor from here.

Coming Up

The WildStar head start launched at some point this morning.  Good luck to those who were there for the first moments of the live game.  The timing for the launch seems just about perfect.  It is still month from Warlords of Draenor but just in time to catch those disillusioned with The Elder Scrolls Online.

The Newbie Blogger Initiative new blogger campaign for 2014 is wrapping up.  I barely contributed anything, though I had one more half-done post on the topic of blogging.  I will probably save that for next year.  I will have to post a list of the class of 2014 tomorrow, if I can find a definitive listing, to help spread the word.

I should finish up the Pokemon Y story line… tomorrow.  I tend to play on Sunday afternoon.  Then I will write up what I thought about it.  Lots of good new things, though a few mixed blessings in the bunch.

And somewhere in the not too distant future looms a Steam Summer Sale.  What else could I possibly need though?

 

EA Puts a Bullet in Mythic Entertainment

Mythic Entertainment, developers of Dark Age of Camelot and Warhammer Online, joins the ranks of some other famed developers acquired by EA, such as Kesmai, Westwood Studios, and Origin Systems, in being shut down.

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I have, over the years, written my share about various MMOs coming and going, including the demise of Mythic’s own Warhammer Online.  But a studio being zeroed out, at least one that still has an MMO running and being updated, is a tale much more rare.  Of course, given EA’s past actions, the closure of Warhammer Online back in December, and the general revulsion over the nature of the studio’s final project, the despised mobile platform Dungeon Keeper reboot, this move was probably a surprise to few.

Mythic Entertainment is survived by its creation, Dark Age of Camelot, which was announced back in February would be maintained, along with Ultima Online, under contract by an independent studio, Broadsword.

Broadsword!

Broadsword!

Mark Jacobs, the founder of Mythic, has since started up a new studio, City State Entertainment, which just last year funded its Camelot Unchained MMO project through Kickstarter and, more recently, added Brian “Pyschochild” Green to its ranks.  That makes Brian’s We all need Camelot Unchained to Succeed post from last year all the more poetic I suppose.

I hope those left at what remained of Mythic find their way to new opportunities soon.

Addendum: Words from Mark Jacobs about the closure.

Civilization – The Siege of Madrid

We setup our game for the usual time.  Loghound, who had faced a trying week, was uncertain if and when he might be able to get on with us, but since the AI will keep the game going in the absence of individuals, we kicked off at our usual time.

Potshot, Mattman, and I were all online and in the Google hangout.  Potshot started up the game and sent invites out for us to join.  I hopped right in the game and clicked the “ready” check box.  An odd aside, the ready control never works the first time I click it.  It selects and unselects on the first click, but then works correctly thereafter.  No idea why.  But while I was doing that, Mattman was having some issues.

He was trying out Civ V on a laptop… an older pre-Lenovo logo, IBM ThinkPad laptop… in hopes of being able to join in on games while he is traveling for the next couple of sessions.

I remember my old ThinkPad T42 quite fondly.  It was one of the nicer laptops I have been issued over the years.  I miss having a 4:3 aspect ratio screen, as I tend to work on things that lend themselves well to lots of vertical space, but do not benefit much from a wider screen. But considering the IBM logo disappeared from the ThinkPad line at some point in 2007, and that Civilization games are traditionally tough on the generation of processors current when they ship (Civ V can bring my quad-core i7 to its knees when it feels like it), this seemed like it might be an exercise in the purest form of optimism.

While Mattman struggled to get Civ V loaded, Potshot and I started off the nights game, picking up at turn 301.

I started off the evening with one simple goal.  I was going to break my isolation and come into contact with all of the other civs in the game.  That would open up trade and diplomatic possibilities as well as filling out the “unmet player” spots on the scoreboard.  There were still six civs with whom I had yet to come into contact according to the scoreboard at the end of last week’s round.

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My hope was, with research leading to the compass, which would give me the caravel unit, the first ship that doesn’t need to stick to a coast line, that I would be able to sail out and find everybody else.  Scouts were not working out, as I had them mostly deployed to keep the barbarians at bay.  And the few I let go explore inevitably ran into more barbarians.

More after the cut.

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The Prospects for Action this Summer

It’s entertaining how people who vow to destroy us somehow feel entitled to ‘content’ from us…

-The Mittani, comment on the Cold War CEO Update

The current Goonswarm Federation CEO update, which also stands in for an update for the CFC, says there will be no summer war.

But there is always a summer war, right?  I am not sure why.  You would think some of us would go on vacation.  Instead, when school is out, wars flare up, and I don’t think it is just because of DBRB alone. (Didn’t I hear he graduate recently?)  So summer tends to be a campaign season.

The thing is that wars, big wars, wars over sovereignty in null sec, tend to go badly in the end for those opposing the CFC, at least during the last two and a half years I have been in the coalition. (That is correlation, not causation.)  When a sov grind is at hand, we win.

Go ask the remains of White Noise, or Raiden, or TEST how things went for them.  But don’t bother looking for them on the sovereignty map.

White Noise in Branch

White Noise in Branch

As for those left on the map, ask Northern Coalition why they no longer live in the north.  Or ask Nulli Secunda about their time in low sec. (Though they did bounce back from that.)  Or ask Pandemic Legion about what happened to a quarter of their titan fleet back in January or about the B0RTlord agreement.  You can say the CFC is bad at EVE, but we seem to win a lot.

So nobody is going to come get us and try and take our space.

And we are already spread out enough that we aren’t exactly dying for some more sovereignty to hold.

So unless there are plots afoot… and for all I know, there may very well be plots afoot, since none of the few remaining players in null sec are dumb enough to telegraph their intentions in advance… the prospect for a summer war sovereignty war seems to be pretty small.

Which is, of course, an issue.  The problem with The Mittani’s statement at the top is that it cuts both ways.  While he was responding to somebody who wanted to know why the CFC wouldn’t play ball in such a way to ensure the elusive “good fights,” it is still incumbent upon him and the leadership of the CFC to provide content for its members.  I wrote previously that the CFC is a coalition of the willing in large part because the leadership provides content… wars and conquest and victory… and perks to the membership.  Owning all that space doesn’t get people into fleets.  The possibility of battles does.

So what will we do this summer?

I have been lucky so far this month.  Black Legion, no longer on the CFC payroll, has been reinforcing towers and running around Pure Blind from their base in X-7OMU.  So, rather conveniently for me, every evening in my time zone there seems to be a fleet op under Reagalan to go defend a tower, or shoot a tower, or otherwise try to tangle with Black Legion.  The rumor early on in the month was that Black Legion was itself facing some sort of crises of content, as Elo Knight can only get people to log in and be active if there are people to shoot regularly.  So Black Legion keeps coming out to play on the same schedule.

I haven’t been there for any big fights… except for the trap at Daras… but have been around enough to get on a few kill mails when I haven’t been flying logistics.  It has been a good time to get used to flying the Guardian, with its cap chain requirements and such.  Otherwise we nibble at each other most nights, catching the sloppy or unlucky, while we warp around this system or that.  Occasionally somebody makes a mistake and one side gets a clean shot at the other, but mostly it is marching and counter marching to gain some measure of advantage, almost like Wellington during parts of the peninsular campaign.  Most nights there hasn’t been much to write home about, so I haven’t even put together a post about those ops yet. (Tentative title: The Same Thing We Do Every Night Pinky; Shoot Black Legion!)  But they keep coming up.

How long Black Legion will provide a distraction I do not know.  They do persist, and I suppose they have nowhere else to go.

Another option seems to be Providence.  Much is being written about that as the place to be for content this summer.  And a region is certainly a big enough place for a small war of entertainment.  But if you start pulling in the three big players from imperial null sec, the ante tends to go up.  “Good fights” rarely trumps “playing to win,” and those with masses of capital ships and super capitals will tend to use them if that is what needs to be done to win.  N3 and PL are already deployed down there, and while there has been no official CFC-wide deployment to the region, some groups have been flying down there looking for fights.  What happens if all three of the big groups deployed in the region is an open question.  Does it automatically have to escalate to capitals?  If the elephants jump in the pool, will we push out all the water… and the fun with it?

And that looks like about it.  Nothing like last year’s war in Fountain… some of the best entertainment ever… seems to be in the offing.

What other options are out there for the imperial coalitions this summer?

 

Memorial Day 2014

Aftermath

Have you forgotten yet?…
For the world’s events have rumbled on since those gagged days,
Like traffic checked while at the crossing of city-ways:
And the haunted gap in your mind has filled with thoughts that flow
Like clouds in the lit heaven of life; and you’re a man reprieved to go,
Taking your peaceful share of Time, with joy to spare.
But the past is just the same–and War’s a bloody game…
Have you forgotten yet?…
Look down, and swear by the slain of the War that you’ll never forget.

Do you remember the dark months you held the sector at Mametz–
The nights you watched and wired and dug and piled sandbags on parapets?
Do you remember the rats; and the stench
Of corpses rotting in front of the front-line trench–
And dawn coming, dirty-white, and chill with a hopeless rain?
Do you ever stop and ask, ‘Is it all going to happen again?’

Do you remember that hour of din before the attack–
And the anger, the blind compassion that seized and shook you then
As you peered at the doomed and haggard faces of your men?
Do you remember the stretcher-cases lurching back
With dying eyes and lolling heads–those ashen-grey
Masks of the lads who once were keen and kind and gay?

Have you forgotten yet?…
Look up, and swear by the green of the spring that you’ll never forget.

Siegfried Sassoon, 1886-1967

 

Last Day for A History of the Great Empires of Eve Online

As I write this there are less than 24 hours left in the Kickstarter for the planned book A History of the Great Empires of Eve Online.

Age of Rentals - May 18, 2014

Age of Rental Empires – May 2014

There is little danger that the Kickstarter will not fund.  As it stands now, the campaign has brought in nearly seven times the initial asking amount of $12,500.  That was enough to add a hardcover option on top of the digital and softcover editions that were initially announced.

But time is running out if you want in.  There is always the possibility that there will be a way to get a copy later, but there is no mass market appeal for such a book.  It is likely to be a special, one-off run and not something you’ll see on Amazon or at your local book store… should you still have a local book store.

So if you want a copy, time is running out.  The Kickstarter campaign ends tomorrow, May 25, at 8:51am PDT, or 15:15 UTC / EVE Online time.

Addendum:  You can still order a copy by going to the EVE History site.