Spring Movie League – Gnome Country for Old Men

The fourth week of our Spring Fantasy Movie League has now come and gone.

This week saw the long awaited downfall of Black Panther from the number one spot in the box office as well as another shake up in the overall Meta League standings.  The options for the week were:

Pacific Rim             $340
Black Panther           $251 
Sherlock Gnomes         $223
I Can Only Imagine      $176
Tomb Raider             $157 
Paul, Apostle of Christ $155
A Wrinkle in Time       $126
Love Simon              $98
Midnight Sun            $66
Unsane                  $58
Game Night              $56
Peter Rabbit            $50
The Strangers           $34
Red Sparrow             $34
Deathwish               $24

Way back at the start of last week, when the 5pm unlock happened on Monday, my opening gut pick was two screens of the upcoming Pacific Rim Uprising, five screens of Game Night, and one screen of Red Sparrow.  And had I fallen into a coma until 9:01am on Friday morning I would have been in very good shape… so far as Fantasy Movie League went at least… because that turned out to be the perfect pick for the week.  I had it in one.

Spring Week Four – Perfect Pick

Instead I had to watch the forecasts and predictions and weekday numbers and ponder what might come to pass.  I keep my own box office estimates in a spreadsheet and, looking at last week’s spreadsheet, I was pretty much spot on for most of the titles.  That is all very nice, but if you’re off by a fair margin on just a couple of key titles it can offset being right on all the rest.

On one end, the forecasts for Pacific Rim seemed to keep going down and down over the course of the week.  On Monday night $28 million seemed like a pretty reasonable estimate, but by Thursday there was so much hedging that $22 million seemed to be about what people would commit to.  At that price it wasn’t worth the screen space.  There were better options, including Black Panther.

Meanwhile, at the other end of the spectrum, I wouldn’t have given Sherlock Gnomes a second glance on Monday.  But for reasons still unexplained forecasts for it kept getting more and more rosy.  There was a nut case outlier calling for $18 million for it, but that only made the $16.5 million estimate seem that much more reasonable.  At that level, in a world where Pacific Rim might only make $22 million, four screens of it seemed like a sane choice.

And, I will admit, there was a bit of contrariness that made it attractive as well.  I spend most of the week looking for the non-obvious pick and, more often than not, outsmart myself.  And so it was that I went with 4x Sherlock Gnomes, 3x Deathwish, 1x Red Sparrow.

Spring Week Four – My Picks

And I certainly outsmarted myself this week.  When the first estimates came in on Saturday I knew I was sunk as they were calling Sherlock Gnomes at $10 million.  That sank to $9 million on Sunday, but rose back up to just past $10 million in the final count.

That was just enough for me to finish last among those who remember to pick for week four.  The final scores were:

  1. Kraut Screens (T) – $81,618,699
  2. Biyondios! Kabuki & Cinema (T) – $80,549,594
  3. Darren’s Unwatched Cineplex (T) – $80,262,319
  4. Po Huit’s Sweet Movie Suite (T) – $80,262,319
  5. Dr Liore’s Evil House of Pancakes (M) – $79,892,432
  6. Ben’s X-Wing Express (M) – $79,892,432
  7. Paks’ Pancakes & Pics (T) – $79,281,301
  8. Vigo Grimborne’s Medieval Screening Complex (T) – $78,686,090
  9. Logan’s Luxurious Thaumatrope (M) – $75,464,430
  10. Miniature Giant Space Hamsterplex (T) – $71,240,111
  11. Joanie’s Joint (T) – $70,984,791
  12. I HAS BAD TASTE (T) – $67,544,214
  13. SynCaine’s Dark Room of Delights (T) – $67,082,981
  14. Skar’s Movies and Meat Pies (T) – $63,601,432
  15. Goat Water Picture Palace (T) – $62,525,059
  16. Bean Movie Burrito (T) – $55,069,114
  17. Dan’s Decadent Decaplex (M) – $51,834,287
  18. DumCheese’s Cineplex (T) – $50,625,047
  19. Corr’s Carefully Curated Cineplex (M) – $48,323,514
  20. Aure’s Astonishingly Amateur Amphitheatre (M) – $48,323,514
  21. Wilhelm’s Broken Isles Bijou (T/M) – $48,323,514
  22. JHW’s Cineplex (T) – $22,429,804 (Did not pick)

The Meta League Legend:

  • TAGN Movie Obsession – players from it marked with a (T)
  • MCats Multiplex – players from it marked with an (M)

Somehow the Gnome madness spread and there were three of us who bet it all on Gnomes, and together we sit at the bottom of the stack for week four.  Technically, of those three, I am the only one that qualifies as both “old” and “male” but this week’s title was the best I could come up with.  I wasn’t going to waste it just because it didn’t match the facts.

Meanwhile, the top end of the range is led by those who went with two screens of Pacific Rim, with Kraut Screens winning the week overall.

That led to some changes at the top of the season rankings for the Meta League.

  1. Po Huit’s Sweet Movie Suite (T) – $423,783,431
  2. Biyondios! Kabuki & Cinema (T) – $401,503,523
  3. Ben’s X-Wing Express (M) – $401,405,223
  4. Paks’ Pancakes & Pics (T) – $391,997,325
  5. Dr Liore’s Evil House of Pancakes (M) – $377,484,414
  6. Corr’s Carefully Curated Cineplex (M) – $374,380,118
  7. Wilhelm’s Broken Isles Bijou (T/M) – $366,186,625
  8. Goat Water Picture Palace (T) – $361,492,396
  9. Joanie’s Joint (T) – $356,860,877
  10. Logan’s Luxurious Thaumatrope (M) – $355,908,410
  11. Dan’s Decadent Decaplex (M) – $353,564,566
  12. Aure’s Astonishingly Amateur Amphitheatre (M) – $350,018,641
  13. Vigo Grimborne’s Medieval Screening Complex (T) – $348,854,529
  14. Kraut Screens (T) – $315,800,182
  15. I HAS BAD TASTE (T) – $306,905,644
  16. Darren’s Unwatched Cineplex (T) – $303,038,502
  17. SynCaine’s Dark Room of Delights (T) – $293,170,471
  18. Miniature Giant Space Hamsterplex (T) – $282,526,179
  19. Skar’s Movies and Meat Pies (T) – $271,907,602
  20. DumCheese’s Cineplex (T) – $257,389,679
  21. JHW’s Cineplex (T) – $213,011,790
  22. Bean Movie Burrito (T) – $190,959,777

Po remained on top overall, but Corr and I fell back in the pack chasing him.  Meanwhile Liore, who went from 21st place to 10th place last week, continued her climb by hitting 5th position this week.  You troll her at your peril.  Fortunately for us gnome fanciers, overall it wasn’t a huge box office weekend.  There have been weeks in the past where a pick like that might have ended up with us being $140 million behind the perfect pick rather than just $40 million.

That brings us to week five, where the options look like:

 Ready Player One        $522
 Tyler Perry's Acrimony  $219
 Pacific Rim             $167
 I Can Only Imagine      $153
 Black Panther           $148
 Sherlock Gnomes         $91
 God's Not Dead          $75
 Love Simon              $71
 Isle of Dogs            $69
 Tomb Raider             $65
 A Wrinkle in Time       $54
 Paul, Apostle of Christ $41
 Game Night              $41
 Midnight Sun            $28
 Unsane                  $23

Deathwish, The Strangers, Red Sparrow, and Peter Rabbit all dropped off the list, the latter seemingly bad timing due to it being Easter this coming Sunday.

Showing up this week are Ready Player One, Tyler Perry’s Acrimony, God’s Not Dead, and the latest from Wes Anderson, Isle of Dogs. (If you aren’t sure about Wes Anderson, try this Honest Trailers video.)

Ready Player One is clearly expected to take the week.  Hell, it was directed by Steven Spielberg which guarantees it some box office exposure on that alone.  So my Monday evening 5pm pick was 1x Ready Player One, 2x Pacific Rim, and 5x Midnight Sun.

Then again, it is something of nerd culture thing, there seems to be something of a backlash about it in the very core of the audience one would expect to be embracing it, and Spielberg hasn’t exactly been delivering what his reputation might lead you to expect in the 21st century.  I mean, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls made a bunch of money, but I didn’t feel the need to buy a copy or even see it a second time.

Anyway, we’ll see if I stick with that pick or change up based on the misguided whims of various prognosticators again this week.

3 thoughts on “Spring Movie League – Gnome Country for Old Men

  1. Bhagpuss

    “Tyler Perry’s Acrimony” was such a weird name i had to google it. I found it was actually “Acrimony”, a film by Tyler Perry, rather than, as I had imagined, a movie about the acrimony of a character by the name of Tyler Perry.

    I still didn’t know who Tyler Perry was or why he should get his name in corporated in the title so I googled him as well. According to wikipedia he was “the highest paid man in entertainment” in 2010-11. looking through his extensive film and tv critics, with the exception of franchises where he’s played some kind of supporting role, like TNMT and Star Trek, there’s nothing there I’ve even heard of – except Gone Girl, I guess.

    I’d be surprised but I learned a long time ago that fame, even mega-fame, is astonishingly compartmentalized in the modern world. I’m going to look out for Mr Perry’s upcoming movie though – I’m interested to know whether it gets a release over here at all and if it does, what it will beknown as. I’m betting just “Acrimony”.

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  2. Wilhelm Arcturus Post author

    @Bhagpuss – I knew who he was mostly because he is responsible for the Madea series of movies, and even then only because one appeared on FML back in October. I am clearly not in his audience demographic. But he sells tickets, money is the measure of success, and there is no law that says I have to like everything that gets made. Doing this every week makes me aware of a lot of films I might not have otherwise noticed.

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