We have now arrived at the twelve year mark of the blog. In looking for a title, The Dozens sprang to mind one evening and I thought it was a theme I could run with. I would just replace the usual array of category titles with self-deprecating insults about the deficiencies of the blog. Things like, “Your blogging is so weak, you only get accidental traffic from Google” or “You ramble so much that when you post around the house you post all the way around the house.”
Only, you know, actually funny.
That was back in February or so. I created the placeholder post, scheduled it so I wouldn’t accidentally publish it, then went on to do almost nothing with it until about a week ago.
So here I am an all I have to show for that title is a stock photo of eggs.
WordPress.com has access to a library of free stock photos and that is literally the best I could come up with for the word “dozen.” And I am not even sure what that green braided cord is. Some sort of vegan whip maybe?
Seriously, this sort of post looms over me at times, in part because I’ve done a credible job on occasion with this anniversary thing. I mean, go back and look at years five or six. (Cue linking to past efforts!)
- A Year of Living Noobishly
- Two Years Below the Masthead
- Three Years We Grew in Virtual Sun and Shower
- Four Years In, No Further From Noobdom
- Heroic Results of the First Five Year Plan
- But Now I am Six, I’m as Clever as Clever
- The Seven Year Kvetch
- Eight Years of Link Rot
- Nine is a Magic Number
- A Decade Under the Influence of Online Games
Year six was pretty cute. But where I am I lately? Elf? Is that all I’ve got? And now a stock photo of a dozen eggs? And WP.com didn’t even pop my anniversary achievement in time for this post, so I had to mock up my own.
Anyway, I am as half-assed in this as I am in so many things, so maybe I should just move on to some numbers. Numbers are good. I can hide in numbers.
Days since launch: 4,383 (+365)
Posts total: 4,794 (+378)
Total Words: 3,537,779 (not including this post)
Average words per post: 738.11
Post Likes: 6,765
Average posts per day: 1.093 (-0.04)
Comments: 30,781 (+1,366)
Average comments per post: 6.42 (-0.24)
Average comments per day: 7.01 (-0.31)
Spam comments: 1,449,941 (+73,796)
Comments Rescued from the Spam Filter: 434 (+10)
Average spam comments per day: 330.8 (-11.7)
Comment signal to noise ratio: 1 to 47.2 (+2)
Comments written by me: 4,198 or 13.7% (+0.6%)
Images uploaded: 13,143 (+1,379)
Space used by images: 603.7MB of my 3 GB allocation (20%, up 11%)
Blog Followers: 1,492 (+152)
Twitter Followers: 729 (+7)
Tumblr Followers: 26 (+4)
US Presidents since launch: 3
British Monarchs since launch: 1
Prime Ministers of Italy since launch: 7 (+1)
I have at least kept up with my goal of posting every weekday… and then some. I am actually up 24 posts over last year which puts me over the one a day mark again.
Comments were down quite sharply in the first half of the year. The inertia of past years and a rather active August kept the average up, but the comments per post from January to June dropped in half over the previous years. I suspect that I didn’t write much controversial or stunning during that period, but it was still a pretty sharp fall off.
Anyway, those are the basic stats. After the cut there are a lot more bits of data about the blog, some you may have seen in past years along with a few new items this year.