If your community was currently being dragged from place to place in a wooden box lined with broken glass, and you told them you were going to replace the box with a hovercar lined with fur, you would have [to] pry half of them out of the box with a crowbar. And some of them will be complaining years from now that riding in the box built character, and fur makes them sneeze.
-The Metaverse Mod Squad (Sanya Weathers)
That wooden box lined with broken glass made for much better war stories.
The Ancient Gaming Noob 