The Management and Treatment of Acute Psychological Carebear Trauma.
“…be sure to… ask for his stuff.”
Worth watching for the full 8 minutes. Direct link here.
Also, here is the flow chart show in the film.
How to Survive Undocking Flowchart
It is also available directly from here on the RAZOR Alliance Propaganda site, which has any number of amusing posters.
The Ancient Gaming Noob 