No, I am not trying to trigger Syp. Well, not just that anyway.
Back in high school, a distance through time more easily measured in decades than years at this point, I took German as my foreign language. I think the primary outcome of three years of the language is that my writing in English improved greatly. One of those side-effects, you have to examine your own language in order to learn another one.
I think my greatest achievement in German was reading Catch-22 in the language, something that took me most of a summer, a copy in English, and my German-English dictionary. Other than that, I retain very little of the language. Enough to annoy my mother-in-law (who is German), catch the occasional bit of dialog in a movie, appreciate The Germans episode of Fawlty Towers slightly more, get that joke about the German novel where the last two chapters are nothing but verbs, and make a poor joke from a post title.
Anyway, the German word for “eleven” is “elf,” something endlessly amusing to a 13 year old boy, an age I have never fully ceased to be. The title is a joke because I write about fantasy MMORPGs now and again… less lately than before… where the elf is a staple, and yet relevant because this is one of those anniversary posts… my eleventh.
I am clearly out of clever titles and amusing intros at this point. Remember that anniversary post that was full of Soviet propaganda? Or the one grounded in Winnie the Pooh? Now I am hanging my hat on the fact that the German word for eleven is a mythical creature in English. It’s all I’ve got, and I’m not even going to run with it. I’m going to just break in the usual statistics for a bit and hope I can come up with something new to say before we get to the end of the post.
For those interested in some of my better attempts at anniversary posts, here is the list:
- A Year of Living Noobishly
- Two Years Below the Masthead
- Three Years We Grew in Virtual Sun and Shower
- Four Years In, No Further From Noobdom
- Heroic Results of the First Five Year Plan
- But Now I am Six, I’m as Clever as Clever
- The Seven Year Kvetch
- Eight Years of Link Rot
- Nine is a Magic Number
- A Decade Under the Influence of Online Games
And from that we might as well get stuck into this.
In which I attempt to quantify what I have done here in the last twelve months. The change over last year’s totals are noted in parentheses.
Days since launch: 4,018 (+365)
Posts total: 4,416 (+341)
Average posts per day: 1.097 (-0.013)
Comments: 29,415 (+1,456)
Average comments per post: 6.66 (-0.2)
Average comments per day: 7.32 (-0.33)
Spam comments: 1,376,145 (+63,980)
Comments Rescued from the Spam Filter: 424
Average spam comments per day: 342.5 (-16.7)
Comment signal to noise ratio: 1 to 47.2 (+0.2)
Comments written by me: 3,873 or 13.1%
Images uploaded: 10,416 11,764 (+1,348)
Space used by images: 270MB of my 3 GB allocation (9%, down 69%)
Blog Followers: 1,340
Twitter Followers: 722
US Presidents since launch: 3
British Monarchs since launch: 1
Prime Ministers of Italy since launch: 6 (one twice)
This is the first year of the blog where I wrote less than one post per day, hitting the publish button 24 fewer times in the last year than the year before. That is about a month of weekday posts I did not do. See the effect of MMO malaise? Because, seriously, I didn’t take any long vacations or suffering from debilitating illness over the previous twelve months. I just wrote less, something that generally happens when I am just not interested in a given topic, which in this case is my MMO hobby.
Still, the average over the full life of the blog is over a post a day. And even 333 is more than a post every weekday, the goal for which I strive. That would only net me about 260 posts so, while no Stakhanovite, I have exceeded my posting norm. Not bad for an eleven year long streak.
With posts down, comments were also down, both overall… simply fewer comments than last year… and as a percentage of posts… people commented less per post. My comments, as a percentage of the total, was up. Probably me talking to myself.
One oddity in the stats above is the amount of space used by my uploaded images, which dropped precipitously since last year’s post. For some reason WordPress.com reset my allocation last year. Maybe it was a happy anniversary gesture. Maybe it was a bug. I suspect that nothing good will come of it and that some day I will log in and find every screen shot from 2006 through 2016 missing, having been deleted by some automated process. But for now they survive.
Anyway, that is the basic gist of what happened here over the last year. The remainder of the post is after the cut to keep the long list of mostly meaningless words and statistics from overwhelming the from page. See you on the other side, should you choose to go there… or if you are looking at this in an RSS reader.